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It's not a box, it's the Fort of Awesomeness!

no it isnt i renamed it the Box of Everlasting Twinkie Filling

oh...my god, the only thing that keeps humanity from being lost to these...these bastards, that dare to call US hethans, soul less, sub human, monsters, are peopel like you guys, that are rational, understanding, moral, and can see that it doesnt matter who you are, what you do, your still human, you know the difference between us and them? we may hate them just as much as they hate us, but we still call them human.

who are you talking about?

It makes me feel bad that my Christian brothers & sisters think I'm a heathen for being open minded.
Wait..no it doesn't. Heh, almost forgot :smile:

Box of Everlasting Twinkie Filling = Awesomeness.Great, now I'm craving a twinkie...

actually i never liked twinkies they were too gross made me sick, hence why i made the new hell the Box of Everlasting Twinkie Filling

twinkies are gross! but if you deep fry em..... Twinkies are the stoners munchie satisfied!

Originally Posted By: Grvtykllrtwinkies are gross! but if you deep fry em..... Twinkies are the stoners munchie satisfied! Hmm.. deep fried twinkies...??? I dunno...

Nobody's deep fryin' my twinkie. :fearful:

Originally Posted By: RadecklDepends on how hot the twat. Okay that just made me cringe LOL

now who in their right mind would refer to it as a twinkie? arent those only about 2 maybe 3 inches long?

trust me on this, Ill eat anything at least once just so I can say I tried it, alligator, bear, moose,fish eyes, worms, grasshoppers, cat, if its offered Ill try it.

based on my observations from eating Ill say this, a deep fried twinkie is good shit, I had the first one at a state fair a few years ago, wandering the exhibits high as a kite. Iv had them sober since, and they are damned delicious! get over the fact its a horrid thing to think about and just take a taste, its a 100% turn in the taste from a regular one, and damned tasty.

Originally Posted By: Grvtykllrbased on my observations from eating Ill say this, a deep fried twinkie is good shit, I had the first one at a state fair a few years ago, wandering the exhibits high as a kite. Iv had them sober since, and they are damned delicious! get over the fact its a horrid thing to think about and just take a taste, its a 100% turn in the taste from a regular one, and damned tasty. I'm sure it would 100% kill my diet my PT has me on LOL. But I'd try it just to see what it's like. Sadly I don't even own a deep fryer LoL.

hit a carnival or fair, I promise youll find them there.or buy a deep fryer, they can be had for 50 bucks at wally world.as to the PT, can you really tell me that your expected to have no extras? no treats, ever?Im sure there is room to work in an occasional slip or some sugar on special occasions. Life simply isnt worth living if you can never have a treat or fuck up a diet once a yearMy brother live with out sugar, has for years, a very specific diet, he still allows sugar for cake or candy or pie on birthdays and thanksgiving and christmas. The rest of the year the poor bastard doesnt eat a grain of it, unless its in beer, he does have a hell of a collection in his basement of beer, more than enough for 4 large partys, its constantly added to, and constantly drank, he is on a mission to taste every beer he can get his hands on, the ones he really likes he buys a few 6 packs of for the fridge, the others get passed out to anyone that wants them at parties or BBQs.anyways, have a twinkie for fuck sakes! the chemicals in a twinkie alone are worth consuming it! Youll be preserved for years after your death if you just eat a twinkie once a week now, no embalming fluid!

Originally Posted By: Grvtykllr

as to the PT, can you really tell me that your expected to have no extras? no treats, ever?

Nah I'm allowed to have one treat a week, I'm the one telling myself no LoL. I am being really harsh with myself and I really want to have my nice hard body back by summer. But I do admit I cheated a few weeks ago and was craving a maple cream filled donut...mmmm was that good!!

Ok, I'm going to have to post on all the ones I find hilarious.

First, the gravity one. If the sun isn't pulling on the moon to keep it in orbit, then why does it keep going around something that is revolving around the sun? It should stay in place....

The one on the translations of the Bible being bad. Hello, how do you know it isn't already filled with mistakes after being translated from the true Christian language: latin?

Ok, wow, they just get even funnier, especially the ironic ones.

Technically, if you ever took high school physics: The Moon does orbit the sun. However, everything with mass has a gravitational pull. The Earth and the Moon orbit one another while both being on a path around the sun, but since the Earth is so much larger than the moon, it appears that the moon orbits us. Add to that the Moon is circling the Earth at such a high rate that it is slowly widening it's orbit, and will eventually "fly away". Theoretically, you could measure the gravitational pull your computer desk has on you, but it's negligible because the pull of Earth overrides it. If you were in space, you would actually be pulled toward your desk as you float in space, and vice versa, meeting somewhere in the middle in ratio to your mass in the equation Force = gravity x [(Mass1 x Mass2)/distance^2)]So technically, even though in School they told you "Mass = Weight" it isn't true, because weight is actually your Mass x Gravity. (W = mg)I can understand where this might be a little...abstract to some people, but if you're at all interested, and think physics is too "nerdy" or "hard to understand", head over to your nearest Library and pick up the "Cartoon Guide to Physics". Without it, I would never have passed, heh.

That was sarcasm on my part. I was trying to demonstrate how stupid someone would have to be to have said that. I'm in High School Physics, I know why the moon orbits the earth, as well as the sun. I know that weight is really force due to gravity. I'm a top student in my Physics class, etc.

Heh, so was I. I decided that I'd become an engineer because of it.Heh, Eff that, I changed to Chemistry.