Retraction Disaster!

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I was in the bath about an hour ago and decided to do some foreskin stretching. I pulled it back and gadually pulleed it just that little bit more. It then went right over my temple. Behold, I saw my complete temple for the very first time, what a delightful sense of achievement I felt. And then, egad! I could not get the foreskin back over my temple. I got out the bath and called for my mother to prepare to go to the hospital. I then feinted and had a seizure, presumbly due to pain, shock, and an effect on my blood circulation. I woke up with my mother in my face who presented me with baby cream to smother my temple in and cold water to try and soften myself up. She went and prepared the car for a swift journey to the hospital. However through a delightfully manly display of endurance I resisted the pain and pushed my foreskin back into its proper position, despite my head (the one above my shoulders) again decreasing rapidly in weight. This was not a happy experience and I suggest all those out their attempting to retract learn from my mistake and take the process gradually. Still, my foreskin got a good stretching thats for sure.

wow be oh so careful next time mate , thats a scarey situation , so am guessing you have phimosis? or maybe not.

glad your ok now.

If this happens, you need to squeeze the head FIRMLY to get as much blood outof the head as possible. Then quickly try to slip the forskin back over.

My temple was too sensitive to squeeze, having neever been touched before. But no worries man I handled the situation just fine. This is just my warning to others.

Yeah phimosis indeed.

The first time I managed to retract like that I had the same problem, not being able to touch the head. I'll link you to a picture I've just drawn illustrating how to get out of it.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e97/HarryDavidson/phimotic.jpg

ok so what is a temple exactly? i know of the spiritual type,and the two on the upper head but down there?

Yeah, woops, I meant the head.

OOO ok thanks

that FUCKING SUCKS man, holy shit.

So did you have an erection when this happened?

Nahh I was flacid.