Anybody wanna masturbate on cam with me????

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Best.Thread.Ever.

Originally Posted By: animefreak135is this the beginning of the A2A Secret Police? rofl that would be jks :P

so effin' funny XD

Originally Posted By: .:eGs:. Maverick Dont * Be * A * Fool * Wrap * Your * Tool Hmmmmm I think someone trying to rip off my signature quote :P hehe

Id though you would never ask :laughing:

not really. its not really safe. almost anyone could print screan a picture of you. and then whoa you got a whole webside about you naked.

The only person I'd get nudie for is you eddie;)

Originally Posted By: StephieJ

The only person I'd get nudie for is you eddie;)

Oooohhhhh BABY!!! :grin:

Originally Posted By: StephieJThe only person I'd get nudie for is you eddie;) Not to be brusque but where the fuck did that come from? Just a general statement of fact or what? I'm not being critical just wondering what fun I've missed.

is the best looking guy on here!! Damn.. its my only dream;)

Originally Posted By: StephieJ is the best looking guy on here!! Damn.. its my only dream;) You get no argument from me about that. It just seemed strange to suddenly show up in this most ancient of threads.

uhhhhh...I AM the best looking guy on here!I got the scars, the tats, the deep blue eyes and eyelashes that make all the girls jealous, long and curled back and natural, the long hair, not to mention my fingers have all been broken several times and never healed straight so theres a extra pleasure gift should ya be lucky enough to have them in ya. and as an added bonus, I like a little sex iwth my violence.WHere ya gonna find a scared up tatted man who had fingers that can go around corners before he does, and who likes some violence and biting and scratching performed on him in the sack besides me?huh?I am the best looking bastage on the board!course Im not single, a prize like me cant last forever ya know.Its fine to lust after eddie since you cant have me, but do not confuse possible availability (hey, he COULD stop being gay for a fling, its possible, not likely, but possible) with best looking man on the boards.

ooh eddie is NOT available.. thats what makes it so hard:(

ROFL!!! Okay okay... what do you want?? hehehe

Are you gonna be Santa? Can I tell you what I want? I've been good this year... well except for a couple a racy dreams but those won't count against me will they?

Not at all... especially if you wisper them into my ear grin

If santa visits my house, he will go to my dresser and simply shit in all my socks. I have been very very bad Iv lied, played poker, knocked a guy off a motorcycle with a rock to his ignorant fucking head, pissed on a guy from about 40 feet up, pulled someone thought their car window to kick their ass, hit a guy with a truck door at about 20 mph, smoked some weed, smoked weed in a national forest, crop dusted christmas shoppers in wal-mart just last night. Took a huge dump in McDonalds and left it floating there for the patrons to enjoy, and i did not even order any food I wasnt even a paying customer! I just went in to bust a grumpy! I have had sex many many many times with no intent of making a baby, and wasted many loads by pumping them down her waiting throat instead of giving them a chance to make a new life. I figured either way, they ended up in her belly.Not to mention I got cut a few years back so all my loads are blank anyways and each day 300 million sperm die in my sack and never have a chance to get out and see the world. and masturbation? Holy fuck its a sin and Iv done alot of it. Throw in the language and shop talk at work, not to mention threatening to fuck the new guy in the ass just to hurt him in the shower in the change house at the end of the day, plus all the times I threw a bar of soap on the floor and told them to pick it up. I would be lucky to get anything besides shit in my socks, good thing my wife loves me and she buys my presents and not santa.

Did they get the soap?I don't know why that's the only thing that comes to mind after reading that.

Oh my....ROFLChance you have a way with words.... LOL

Mostly they stood staring at me, and me staring back at them winking.
what went through their mind was "is he serious of fucking around?" that and" I wonder if i could beat his ass"
Normally it ends when they stare and I say ya know son, you got a pretty mouth.
the soap has never been picked up, not once by a new guy.
My boss however picked up the soap and stayed bent over for a long long time asking me what was taking so long.
ignorant mother fucker called my bluff.

Ill take off my jersey for you:P