Only in East Texas
The owner of a golf course in Lufkin was confused
about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
secretary for some mathematical help. He called
her into his office and said, "You graduated from
The University of Texas and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much would you take off?" The secretary thought
a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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A group of Tyler friends went deer hunting and
paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of
the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?"
the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some
kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"
the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry
laying out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter.
"But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
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A senior at Texas A&M was overheard saying..
"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be
in East Texas . When asked why, he replied he'd
rather be in East Texas because everything happens
in East Texas 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.
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The young man from Texas A&M came running into
the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody
just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell,
but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! -Bryan/College Station's worst disaster
occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane,
piloted by two Texas A&M students, crashed into a
cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers
have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the
number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the
recovery efforts.
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A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-20.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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A man in Tyler had a flat tire, pulled off on the
side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of
flowers in front of the car and one behind it
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby
studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious
he turned around and went back. He asked the
fellow what the problem was. The man replied,
"I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they
tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the
back! I never did understand it either."
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