AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVINGHERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LLEVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE MEALONE."THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZCOMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR.UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTERMAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERYAS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'MTHIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT ASCLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAYAND LEAVE ME ALONE."A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM ASHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHENCOUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OFALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA ANDOBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING ACOLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZINGLIKE CRAZY.THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?"THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MYSON-IN-LAW."Sorry for the all cap's.