Ok, I have a couple questions for you guys regarding hookers.1. Are there lots of hookers actually as pretty as in the movies?2. How much does a hooker cost?3. Where can you find them, and how.
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Okay, from the standpoint of someone who works in the correctional system (And having seen a lot of prostitutes' customers [aka Johns]), here are some facts.1. No, they really aren't like in the movies, unless you're into banging the 11-14 year old run-aways; in which case, you should burn in hell. Otherwise, expect to see: Missing teeth, leathery, worn-out, sore-ridden, needle-tracked skin. They usually look dopey and tired, suffer from slurring, and they tend to be unable to walk normally.2. Anywhere from $5-$50 for the average one. However, they're usually just going to blow it on drugs, so most Johns (the customer) just give them some cheap, watered down heroin or meth...or just beat them into unconciousness/kill them and leave. (I deal with the guys who did that)3. Shitty areas of town where disease ridden pieces of filth tend to breed. Eventually some meth addict will come up to you and offer to give you disease-ridden head for a hoot of something or some cash.Getting a prostitute is a dumbass thing. Besides the basic diseases (Herpes and whatnot) there are the very serious problems. AIDS and HIV suck, but Hep C is a nasty one (Mostly because it's easy to catch, and makes you suffer, instead of killing you). It's a disease that drags out forever. Imagine having the flu, chronicly for the rest of your life; or getting scarring of the liver, or cancer.Trust me, no matter how horny you are, you really CAN do better. If you get a hooker, you will catch something nasty, and there is an ever-increasing chance of being arrested and shamed publicly; and in some states, you have to register as a sex offender. Also, if the hooker is under 18 (Which is most likely), be prepared to live a very solitary, hermit-like life. Guys who are labled "Kiddie Diddlers" rarely make it on the inside or outside of prison.
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Masterbate and have a great orgasm knowing you just saved $100 and possibly your health. Plus possibility of jail time/fines is never fun.
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Before I even answer your question why the hell would you want a hooker, You'll get a std or something else.1. NO2. Too Much3. Go to the worst part of town then times that by a million.