Enemas
i heard about them and they say they make u
heathlyer. it gets the toxins out of your body and make you feel/be lighter. And some people say they feel good.?
i want to get one but i am to embarused to go to a drug store and by an enema bag. (im between 14-16)
any idea about them or how to make one or something?
I don't know about the feeling good part, but the health benefit claims are a crock of you-know-what. If you do it regularly, you might wash out electrolytes (minerals) that you're body was going to absorb if you'd have given it a chance. There is also the risk of damage if the water is too hot.The claims of turds sticking around for months and years is rubbish. The surface of the inside of the large intestine turns over every few days, so there's no way anything can "stick around" for long.Colonic flushes for health are just another form of magical thinking.
And a very odd one to boot...(pun intended)I've heard of using COFFEE as a solution.What the hell do you have to smoke, or what state of mind are in you when you think this line: "Ya know what, I bet loading my ass with hot coffee would be the IDEAL cure-all, hot damn!"Potions, prayers, and wishful thinking; bah!
If that kind of thing worked, I'd load a good book into my lower bowel and get smarter while watching a basketball game.
Don't even SUGGEST that, some quack from China will set up a website and have 'research' shifty eyes to promote that.The get smartiest quick method from China:"You likely to get smartiest in petite time? One follow my method of goodness: Shove a large article collection up your good sirs exhaust type, stand or sit on bell chop for timelessness until well acquired and e-mailed to ones think spot. 110% Guarenty or all cows resversed!"
Actually, it is quite effective! I do it all the time... it can be tough comming up with excuses to tell your parents about why you bring so much coffee into the bathroom, but hey, that's what the book is for :P
The idea is based on nonsensical principles. You might as well grind up rhinoceros horn to help your impotence. Do you put coffee in your rear to get a quick caffeine rush?
That's probably part of it - it is a quick way of getting drugs into the bloodstream. We are used to taking pills orally but taking drugs rectally is actually a lot more effective.Also, colonic irrigation, though usually medically pointless, does apparently give a feeling of well-being.
does apparently give a feeling of well-beingThat may be true, but it sure is strange.
