Rimjob

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You didn't offend anyone, but you might think further about positing opinions on things you have little experience with or knowledge of.Something may sound gross at first, and if a lot of people do it, it may still be gross...but it's worth thinking about before judging.

Offend me?pfffffft...hang around, read the shit I type, you will have a difficult time ACTUALLY offending me. Its damned near immpossible to accidently offend me.

Oh. . . Okay, then.

You make a good point. I'll think before I type.nod

1: yes i've given and recieved ;)...last time i checked im a girl, and it was my boy toy.2: i liked it..still do, but we were both drunk when i did it to him so i dont remember if he liked it or not.3:hazards? hmm..falling off the bed.... O.o

He liked it, if he didnt then I say hes a trator to his gender and should be tried, then drawn and quarterd

just close your eyes and spread them Chance. I bet you wouldn't be able to tell who was licking your ass.... Just an offer... I mean a suggestion... lolWell maybe the goatee would give it away huh?.... Oops!

He liked it, if he didnt then I say hes a trator to his gender and should be tried, then drawn and quarterd its sad to say that he actually doesnt like it when i try to do stuff to his ass. makes him uncomfortable or sumthing..and makes me sad

The goat will be a dead giveaway.Sometimes Santeria practitioners throw dead goats into the Miami River. The goat would be a dead offering.

Ahhhh Thanks Steve. But what is hell does throwing dead goats into the Miami River have to do with eating out someones ass?

What? You've never given a dead goat a rim job? You just ain't lived....

Originally Posted By: Steve_AWhat? You've never given a dead goat a rim job? You just ain't lived.... ....EWWWW! LoL. Just....wrong...

You've given a dead ewe a rim job? That's cool.Some interesting new research just came out on male sheep....

Originally Posted By: Steve_AYou've given a dead ewe a rim job? That's cool.Some interesting new research just came out on male sheep.... sigh I should have known better lol.. is gross better? I don't think thats related to any animals.. and no I don't mean a gross of sheep or a gross of any animal lol

For all my efforts, I apparently have never lived, and if thats the standard by wich life is measured Ill continue to much my way through crawling along. Im suddenly very happy to be in Utah where eating a dead goats asshole isnt normal conversation like it is practiced in Florida.Have you lived Steve?

I was once like your man, I turned down numerous offerings of nasty shit from girls I was humping at the time. Then the girl Im with now didnt ask, she just did.I am forever now regrettful that i didnt allow the others to do the same.Hes hung up over stupid shit like it makes him gay. There is nothing gay about a womans tounge or finger in your butt.a bit odd? ehh maybe, but not gay. It cant be gay unless its a person of the same sex doing it to you.I can attest to the fact that a finger in the bum gives me harder, much harder and more copious loads than I had before, besides that it just feels good.Maybe I should be ashamed? I dunno, but I do know I allow my woman to do about any damned thing she likes now with out asking, I had no idea before that I was into some shit that now makes me fucking insane.

i wish he would just relax more. i dont know if it is a gay thing or not. all i know is that it makes him uncomfortable...maybe its me.. sigh thanks for the advice too hun

Have you lived Steve?No, not yet. I think goats are becoming less common in residential areas around here. You can find chickens here and there, though.

Sitting at your computer getting a mental image of giving a rim job might not be much of a turn on, but when your in the middle of fucking someone it's way more erotic. First time I tried it I was fucking a girl doggy style and then pulled out with the idea of going back down to taste her pussy again. She was still on her hands and knees with her ass in the air and instead of licking her pussy I just started to lick her asshole. After licking it for a bit I started tongue fucking her asshole as deep as I could get my tongue in. I had my hands on her hips pulling her ass back into my face as I thrust my tongue in. She was totally into it and that probably made it ever hotter. From then on I was hooked on tonguing women's assholes. You might have figured that out from my screen nmae....I start licking in the front and then move to the back.

holy crap! what a good post to read first thing in the morning.