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OOooohhhhh...me!...me!....pick ME!!!

I cut a coconut in half, put the coconut halves up to my ears, and I hear the voice of the coconut god. All bow down to the coconut god lest ye be left behind when the palm ascend to heaven. Anoint yourself with coconut oil to show the coconut god that you are worthy.Global warming is the coconut god's means of spreading coconut palms to extreme lattitudes, so that Canadians and Patagonians may also have salvation.All other gods are idols or worse. Bow down to the coconut god or forsake salvation.(If you can prove that the coconut god does not exist, then we can talk. Otherwise, I will seek to replace the incorrect ideas of the evolution "theory" that is taught in public schools so that everyone may learn the true origin of man: we dropped to the ground from coconut palms. Our currency will say: "In coconut we trust". "...one nation, under a palm, with liberty and justice for all.")

Drink in the Coconut God. "He's a god you can see." (And drink.)

Whatever the Coconutists do, it will be at the behest of the Coconut God, and therefore by definition correct. It is fruitless (is a coconut a fruit?) to argue.

finally... a god that accepts fruits!

Any two nuts should be allowed to marry.

it's ok to like banana

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

did you hear that nugget of wisdom on Copra Winfrey?

No, that could damage her. Flies: noun or verb? Only God knows.

Originally Posted By: unsupervisedfinally... a god that accepts fruits! Now that was just begging to be posted

Originally Posted By: Steve_ANo, that could damage her. Flies: noun or verb? Only God knows. is that a residual or rhetorical question?I beg too, differ.

Is it a fruit? Fuck that got me thinking, fruit, nut just what the fuck is a coconut? . I found out that yes,they are indeed a fruit. If you visit that page, yuo will see alot of shit, maybe coconuts are the meaning of life and they do deserve our worship

tecnically, they are a seed I think.However, that said, a fruit is basically defined by 2 things... it starts as a flower and contains it's own seeds.yes kids, tomatos, peppers and cucumbers are all fruit!

Cucumbers...contain seeds....Why is it all I can think of is Angels love affair with cucumbers now?

she can have the seed of my cucumber any old time :wink:

I hate coconuts

I like garlic. If I were to worship a bulb, would I be worshiping a vegetable, a flower, or what?

Garlic is one of those floweing plants that can no longer reproduce in the usual way and produce seeds. Without planting by man, it would probably soon become extinct.Very few bananas produce seeds now.

they say that bananas are becoming extinct because so few produce seeds