Indecent Exposure

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Ok i was wondering, can you get arrested for indecent exposure or whatever you get for flashing what you can flash, if youre say born with a penis on your forehead or theres some accident where a fake but real looking one gets permanently attached there?

Iv had this thought before !speaking from experience let me say, put down the pipe, go get something to eat. You smoked too much weed, its time to settle down, you cant handle the amount youv taken in. Be more careful in the future.No acidents are going to get a fake cock attached to your head.a tube of super glue and some buddies that are still drinking when you pass out might do it, but thats about it.

Ok who's gonna hold him down while I go get the dildo and the glue?

If you did it right, noone has to hold anyone down, we waited till someone passed out before we glued various thing to them. Once a bit of super glue and a hat was used, once we covered a guy, head to foot, in nair, many many times makeup was used to draw disgusting things on them, more than a few pics taken of them with someones dick across thier shoulder and against the porr bastards cheeck while his head laid slovenly to the side drooling all over. If your gonna drunk, dont pass out. I can promise you I used to be able to drink alot, I dont drink often anymore adn my tolerence is down but at one time, not so far back, I could easily polish off a bottle of vodka and smoke a few fattys with out so much as blinking. Not a bottle in a night, a bottle in a matter of hours. I never was that unlucky bastard to pass out first and get abused. I have however passed out a few times later on instead of first and awoken to find my self duct taped to a tree and naked in the front yard with an arrow drawn to my ass saying insert cock here. Its one of the reasons I choose to mostly drink at home now.

lol thanks for the tips.Dantek>>> Can we pleeeease test this theory? In various locations?

I knwo that guy !I used to work for him !! his name is peter (no pun intended) but that last name escapes me. He ritried early and ran like a bitch to get away from people who used to work for him that he may run into on the street in a small town. I got connections though, I know he has a pts office box in Moab, a place near and dear to me as a climber, I make a few trips there each year, I may jsut run into the little bastard while Im hangin around the post office eating an ice cream cone....

Honestly is peter somethign that started with a b.Retired QASAS.he made a GS-13, but I told him when I left that id be seeing him, I just dont like making promises that I dont intend to keep.fucked if I can think of ihs last name though, We alwasy called him fly trap because he was stupid, and mostly stood around with his mouth open attarcting flys.

only you (and chance) would think of that

lol and dontcha just love us? and no i am not high thank you very much chance and have no intention of doing so it smells terrible

Benson ! Peter Fucking Benson. The name came to me suddenly. I may just "run" into him this summer when I take a trip to do some climbing in Moab.

Im not high either, but I do intend to be next weekend. Its really a lovely feeling. I atleast enjoy it, did since the first time I tried it back around ohhh fuck 1983 ? 84 ? I dont smoke all the time like I once did, but I still like to get fucking retarded a few times each year.

were u in college (college aged) when that going on? that's stuiff my brother and his friends do. .........i don;t think (to as wut i know if anyway) they have tired any one up naked... tied up yea...but not naked. i have had them write stuff on my back with a marker and had a condom glued to my ass...(and they / I wasn't even drunk!..... not my ass ass it was on my jeans. my bro wouldn't let them stick it to my bare ass. he knows i couldn't take that. but i've heard them laughing about wut they did to so in so while he was passed out. that's like 1 of the reasons i stay away from parties.

Actually that started in High school, and continues through today. Im 35 now, 36 in April, we still insist on abusing each other, I cant see that ever changing.

another april birthday.... cool.i used to try to get him/ them back but all i get is my head in a pitt or a foot in my face or a damb wedgy so i just gave up. it's better to just stay awake and run when they start getting crazy. lol when we had out pool b4 we moved off to the coast.. it was the best thing to do is NOT let them catch me!

Oh Id get even. In fact i dont like to get even, I like to get ahead.Any of them have thier own car yet?Limburger cheese and an exaust manifold, its a beatiful thing when your oweing someone. I did it to a bunch of guys that we had carpool wars with. it started out as thier uneaten lunch on my windshield while I was passing htem on the plant road, it escelated from that. It ended with the cheese incident, they gave up. They yad to sell the car, it was winter and they couldnt get the smell out of the car because they always used the heater. stupid bastards shoulda tried cleaning the engine but they never figured out where I put about 1 lbs of cheese, they jsut knew it stunk like shit. Iv also been known to eat some pretty nasty shit before going backpacking with my brother as I owe him still. eggs, some granola, hot pepers, all a good recipe. then in the night I drink a few beers by the fire after eating fresh trout, once hes alseep Ill creep over to him, grab the drawstrings on his mummy bag, fart, pull the strings tight, and tie them before running like a mother fucker. I generally stay out int eh woods a bit till hes back to sleep before sneaking back to my own bag.

Any of them have thier own car yet?oh yea. most of them have trucks. they bring there atv's over alot of times. the bad thing about stinking up his truck is i ride in that truck with him alot. lol i like being sneeky with out them knowign it was me. lol Quote:once hes alseep Ill creep over to him, grab the drawstrings on his mummy bag, fart, pull the strings tight, and tie them before running like a mother fucker. I generally stay out int eh woods a bit till hes back to sleep before sneaking back to my own bag.LMAO that's my way.. do wut u got to do then run! lMAO can't do nothignto me unless they can catch me LMAO

my birthday's in April too! yay for April people! we should have a party in April to celebrate all the April people's April birthday lol.. April

Originally Posted By: JapanFan14 we should have a party in April to celebrate all the April people's April birthday lolMy birthday's in april too! I'll host the party and we'll have eclairs!

There is alot to do to fuck with people. A few drops of visene ina drink go unnoticed inthe mouth, but not in the pants. suryp of ipacac induces immediate vomiting. there is a product I never attend a party with out, anal ease. its a nice lube/numbing agent. People shouldnt set a drink down unwatched or next time they drink out of it they may have a numb face and drool all over themselves. stuf like sports cream that doesnt have a noticble smell to it produces icy hot results in someones jock. Jabenero peppers smeared on a toilet seat have been used to get fucking burning results. shit Iv dosed myself cutting peepers for food, washed my hands but nto good enough and later rubbed my eye or had a smoke. Fucking burns I tell ya. a papper cut in half and rubbed acrss a drink has nice effects as well. None of these are serious enough to cause damage, but I know all those tricks too. I never said I play nice, just how not nice I play depends on what someones done to me and howmuch damage I entend to cause.let them drink and pass out, hang your dick on thier face and take a pic, post those pics in the wiendshilds of thier trucks at various parking lots. you cna buy magnetic shit that lets you make magnets at any craft store. sticky on one side for your paper to be attached. Iv been known to make up "bumper stickers" and print hem out, put em on the magnet and attach it to peoples cars. Sometimes its "Im an asshole and cant park or drive worth a fuck" these I distribute to assholes in parkinglots I dont know. Sometimes its specific stuff about a certain person I then post them on thier car in spots they are likely to not notice but people behind them will.Thers alwasy real physical harm too, but I suppose since its family, you want to avoid any of that.for real pricks Iv been known to secure controlled substances than report them to the police as runners. If I knwo thye use I like to make calls to work and turn them in so they get drug tested. Some people I use a library computer and sign them up for wanting information from places I find online. Pheonix university is famous for calling at 8 am and several times through the day to get new intersted parties to enroll, I like signing people up with that one. all you need is a name and phone number, and a computer that wont be traced back to you to sign them up.My brother used to piss me off. Hes a mailman. I signed him up for several things that come in teh mail and everyone he works with sees them before they get sent out to be delivered.Iv been known to make pretty damned official post cards from various VD clinics saying to call about your test results immediatly, or ladys of latex love dolls has shipped your order, it will be arriving by UPS in the next 3 to 5 days. Iv also signed people up for various catologs, under nearly real names. My brother I used his first initial and his last name and a new middle name for example, J. Dick Smith. my ex wife has gotten several catalogs to Yoosa C Hunt.never be afraid to be creative.

after stuff in another thread, I want to make sure first that you and Dantek will not be making the eclairs for the party before I decide to attend.