Tampon in ass

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is it harmful to keep tampon in ur ass?cause i tried it for the first time today, and it feels sooo good.i'm thinking of putting one in while in school.are there any bad sides to this?

i would suggest not leaving it in longer than 6-8 hours. Guys can get TSS too.

Why?are you on your period?

Yea... it's pretty gross.

What happens if you need to take a shit?

Oh god! The mess...

"are you prepared for the fallout? "Literally???

Dude, use your finger instead of a tampon or a butt plug. That's just sick.

Wow...

I'd like to see your face when the tampon absorbs the moisture in teh rectum leaving it dry and then you try and pull it out.

_i would suggest not leaving it in longer than 6-8 hours. Guys can get TSS too. _

Where did you get that leelee?

I seriously doubt that TSS is going to occur by having a tampon in the rectum. There is already bacteria in the rectum and the digestive tract already handles that. The vagina on the other had can't.. resulting in TSS.

just don't do it. Stop sticking tampons in your ass

First off you owe me a dollar, you used one of my patented typos and I demand payment ! dont go typing teh for the if your not gonna make with the money.second, I decided he may just be onto something with a tampon in his ass.Ever been sick? really sick and had to leave the house ? Recently I was sicker than fuck, ended up at the Docs the other day since Id been too sick too long I knew it wasnt the cold or flu, fucking strep throat. Id of been mighty happy knowing I wasnt gonna shit myself at any second while I went first to the docs then to the pharmecy to get my script.Once, summer before last in fact. we went out to eat at a chinese place, Every single one of us were sicker than shit before we got to the street from the parking lot, I had to pull over and wreak havoc on the Shopkos public bathroom that was located in the same parking lot as the eatery. Me, 2 kids and Julie. The 3rd kid was in diapers so it wasnt pleasant to finally make it home (an hour drive from where we were at at the time) Think how much better it would of been to simply plugged all our asses with tampons and had a comfortable drive home with no worries about shitting ourselves.If only this thread had existed back then I would of been able to sit in my seat instead of standing in the car trying to keep my ass cheeks together for fear of a squirting turd escaping. its not easy to stand in a seated postion and operate the gas and brake ya know.

If you pay attention.. I regularly do "teh" and others..I edit a lot of them too. My left and right hand just aren't in sync.

I defintly wouldnt do it. its really gona hurt when you pull it out.

Anybody else have a feelign there is going to be another warning on the box.

Up and coming warnings and notes on tampons:"For vaginal use only""Not to be used as a drinking straw""Not a safe alternative to cigarettes" (okay that's a little obscure)

"do not inflate with water and use as a substatute to water bombs"

OMG i cant believe i never thought of that, of course during my water bomb days i had no idea what tampons were but they would make good water bombs lol dont have to worry about them not exploding and you can use the string as a primitive slingshot

I think you need to make up for all the years you did not embrace the tampon/water bomb creation. What you have to do now is find/ purchase a super tampon, soak in water, then go outside and fling it at the 1st person you see.Go!

lol wouldnt that just be hilarious, some guy comes into the supermarket, buys like 5 boxes of jumbo tampons, goes into the bathroom and starts flinging em at the employees and customers and what not, imagine hearing that on the news "Local [insert name here] was attacked today find out how at 11, 11:56 comes, some guy threw soaked tampons at people the end"

well, then maybe you should do it and make sure you get someone to record it just incase the news would like to purchase the footage off you.Now that's a smart plan.

lol no thanks i may be working at the supermarket soon...

ROTFLMAO Thanks for the laugh