I need ideas on pranks, jokes, and just flat out awesome things to do. These things help me get through the school year and im running out of ideas.
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Pranks/jokes
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for your friends or teachers?
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from http://how.to/geteven11 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE 1 At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 7. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." 8. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) 10. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." 11. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
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lol wow, I think I might use some of those
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I got the PM, Ill return when I get time this afternoon, how serious a prank are we talking? physical damage or mental insanit? embarrased or pised ?
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Here are my favorites. They're ultra-nerd but look who's posting 'em.
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Damn.I return to nothing.No answers, no clues as to how far your willing to go to do a joke or stunt or prank.I can turna pen into a explosive, itll take your hand off, I think its funyn depending on who gets to click it once, Id label it a joke.I can turn a pen into a little electrocuting bastard, it takes a bit of knowledge, but its funny.I think a block of limburger cheese on a exaust manifild is funny as hell too. IT really is one of my favorites. Popping the hood and changinf 2 spark pug wires is fun, it can take hours and a mechanic to figure out whats wrong. IN shcool we picked up VW bugs and moved them onto the tlawn or atop the stairs at the front doors of the school. They dont have alot of weight, 4 or 5 people can pick it up and carry it. Hooking the horn to the brake switch is fun, if ya got 10 minute to do the work.Electronic remote controlled fart machines have been fun in the past, at work in a meeting especially.They make a powder that when placed in a hot drink will give you gas.I dumped several packages into a coffee pot in the meeting room once.Tye also make a powder that a spoon full of it turns a drink into a solid in a matter of seconds. Iv been known to replace the sugar in the bowl of various lunch rooms and diners with it.When eating at some places the waitres has beena rela twat. Tey happen to have plastic sugar dispensars. spin a quarter onthe table and slam the sugar on it. it goes right through and leaves no mess...till they pick up the sugar to clear the table.Iv done the same thing by taking the lid off, putting a dollar or two on the top and flipping it and setting it down and then putting the lid on the bottom of the container so it looked right.go to clear a table and its a fucking mess in a instant.at school Iv been known to rig lockers so that when it was oppened it punctured a can of fart spray. Look it up, its nasty smelling shit that the smell doesnt go away for days. the good old tack on a chair has been fun for me inthe past.At work we had ovens, there was a guy that constantly pissed me off so I came in early for lunch, and super glued firecrackers to the oven just around the element.He always tossed a pizza in and turned it on since lunch wasnt long enough to allow for shti like preheating and the microwave was always in use. his lunch was ruined and covered in gunpowder and paper.another guy was an asshole so we took his locker outside while working shift over the weekend in january on the shores of the great salt lake. Its not uncommon for it to be fucking negative 20 out there.siliconed the doors and drilled a hole in the top, fille dit with water and let it freeze. 20 minutes before hsi shift came in we pulled it back inside with a forklift, stripped the silicone beads from corners and walked away.He was very pissed to use a crowbar to open the door and find out we handt rigged it this time to not open but instead turned it into a 6 foot tall block of ice with his tools and coveralls inside.if you have a forklift we have taken trucks and turned them sideways, put them on the bed of a different truck and flattened all 8 tires.a can of kipper snacks with nothing but juice left can stink out a whole building. I left it in the heater of the lunch room when I moved departments.We had a guy we called chow down because he ate everyones lunch while they were working instead of bringing his own.We tooka burrito that had been out for days, a nice beef and bean and chilli bastard. put it in a lunch box and left it itn eh room. it wasnt 3 hours before he was sick. so fucking sick he ended up going to the hospital. He didnt eat anyones fucking lunch though. 3 drops ov visene in a drink will give the drinker the shits.I watched a board operator shit sih pants 3 times on the van on the way home from work, and twice at work. Its nto pretty to be a 40 year old man at work shit yourself. People pass out at a partry, they shouldnt, We have painted them in nair, paint, markers, makeup. Taped them to trees out front naked, hung them from rafters, taken many pics of them with various cocks on thier face and over thier shoulders. While working on a car my buddy had I made him cry.Big fucking tears.new engine, new tranny, new carb. Im under the hood an hes starting it while I adjust timing and check spark.while hes talking to the guy standing at the door I dumped a quart of tranny fluid in the carb.It sputtered and glooped, and started, told him to give it some gas, then started screaming about he over reved it and blew the new engine, he turns around and there is a fucking cloud of smoke that filled the entire street and noone could see through. it dies downa nd hit the gas and its back. Burns it all out in a matter of a few minutes.How much trouble you looking to get into ? how much money is willing to be spent, how elaborate a set up can you carry off? instant gratification or can a joke take a week to play out ?Ho wmuch mental cruelty are you willing to impose on the victem?I know alot of shit, how far are you willing to go ?
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Had you redirected your efforts, we would now have a cure for cancer, a workable grand unification theory, world peace, and a pristine environment. But an exploding burrito is pretty cool, I guess.
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Im in highschool so I dont have much money to spend, but im willing to do more than I think most people are...I like to do things in school, mainly messing with the teachers
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I'm sure that's a very useful pursuit. Well, at least you're not hacking into my computer or blowing up buildings.
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I consider myself pretty fucking smart. Im mechanically minded, I can look at shit and figure it out, I am however the absolute shits at alot of stuff. I can see a picture in my head and figure out how to build it and what to use to give ti strength. want a gazebo? I can build one with little to no plans based on the shit in my head, a deck? consider it done. want a house? Thats a bit more complicated and Ill need to draw it up but I can do it.Want acure for cancer? Fucking find someone else. My math skills are shit, math does not work in my head. If I have a formula I can plug the numbers in and get an asnwer, but I cant rememeber the formulas, they dont mean shit to me and they make no sense to me I just know someone else figured out that if you do this you get this. I can look at a yard and in couple of minutres I know how much pipe and waht size and what sort of heads youll need and how many to get a good sprinkler system that has good coverage. All I need to know is the pressure on the line. I dont think shit through I just know it. Im nevre going to be the sort of person who can do anything great and rememerable that helps human kind. I do get bored easy though, and I have to entertain myself. I devote that time to horrid things, like exploding burritos. Im glad you brought that up, I never made one before but it does sound pretty cool and I have a few ideas for how to make one already starting to flow out of my head. My talents are in this area, not in the greater good of mankind and contributing to the cause. I know my limits. Being smart doesnt mean your good at everything or can do anything, no matter how much time I dedicated to curing cancer al youd get is a new flavor of ciggerettes if I tried.As for the OP, Teachers can be good ro bad. Lots of them are shitty, however most are there to do a thankless job and try to make a difference in childrens lives. yes they get summers off and its a great benifit and a major reason for becoming a teacher, they stil however perform a major function the other 9 months in preparing children to lead better lives. I cant say I never fucked with teachers, I cant even say I never knocked the dog fuck out of a few of mine during my high school years. Im smarter now an an adult, Im not going to tell you how to fuck up a already shitty life of a teacher that has to put up with idiot kids that think they are funny and only make life harder for someone that already puts up with alot of shit they dont deserve.
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I dont think shit through I just know it. Im nevre going to be the sort of person who can do anything great and rememerable that helps human kind.
The fact that you know it indicates a particular type of high intelligence. And I think you already do great and memorable things here, Chance. :smile:
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I do what I can, mostly typo all my thoughts.Ill never do anything to further mankind as a whole though or cure some desease, i know that and Im Ok with it.Like I said I like this site, its one of the few shiny spots on the net, I try and do SOMETHING here and there to help out on this site. I have alot of first hand knowledge about drugs and the damages and dangers, I do what I can to make sure that atleast someone wont have to live my experiences to get that knowledge.
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you remind me of my dad lol
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Huh, my kids would say the same thing so I suppose Ill take that as a compliment since you didnt call your dad a piece of shit, Thanks !