Yeah yeah yeah, I know I'm going to get a whole bunch of crap about this. About how I'm an idiot to be with this girl, yadda yadda yadda. ANYWAYS: We were talking one night. (Like, yesterday or something) and we somehow got to the conversation about kissing. Wants, likes, dislikes, whatever. So she pulled this on me. (This is basically our phone conversation)
Her-Yanno what I just thought of?
Me-Monkeys and clowns!
Her-AHH scary. Stop! *giggles* no seriously
Her- I've always kissed you first. Yanno, I've always made the first move.
Me-okay? is that bad. You know I'm a shy little queerbag. *laugh*
Her-Well how about this. If you want to kiss me anymore. YOU have to make the first move. Ha!
Me-What? *shyly* okay...I guess we'll never kiss again, huh?
Her-*smugly* We'll see
So I'm tottaly screwed. I seem to have HORRIBLE timing, and I don't want to look like an idiot. WHAT DO I DO??