INSEARCH!!!!

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This is just a callout to insearch i was just wondering where the hell you went!!! amanda said you have been comin on but not typin anything.. so maybe your fingers got chopped off so just babble if your reading this!!! aight!!!

Last on : 07/07/04 10:19 PM

Sorry, didn't see this thread till now. I posted in the other thread, read there.. (What would you ddo..)

Hi, I'm insearch, I just changed my name. I was at home, but since I tried that thing Zach did with his magnetron I went blind so a friend is typing this for me now. HeHe, I just want you to know, before I die of cancer, that you were my one true friend.

wtf? Do you think you're funny cuz you're not, you're just sick joking around with something like that (but you wouldn't know what was going on so you don't know shit) just stfu

I would give a witty reply, but I try to only reply to comments that meet the following criteria:
A) Make complete sense
B) Aren't dumb
C) No usage of eight year-old internet slang (wtf, stfu, lmao, lol.) In fact, let's count how many times you violate this factor of mine. Two words out of Thirty-eight suck. Almost five and a thrid percent of your writing is utter bullshit. Nice job at sucking, dumbass.
D) Spelling is that of a human seven year-old or better ('cuz').
E) Uses correct punctuation.
F) Capitalization is mediocre.

Hey insearch, you half-brained numbskull, how long did it take your five good neurons to push that out of their herpes-infected sphincters? Dumbass, maybe you could try putting parentheses where they are actually required as opposed to slapping them out there whenever you can.

Tool.

Ok, let me try the friendly approach.What have I ever done to you? Why are you bitching at me?

i am sooo confused!!! whats wrong with saying wtf???

You don't deserver a response, either of you.

then why did u respond?

That wasn't a response, it was acknowloging that I will not give them a response.

Ok, whatever you're obviously too fucked up to answer

lol i dont "deserve" a response... w/e i dont think i want a some prick's answer to why wtf is childish to say

@albeitmyself:Thx for those words... and I've been through much worse than what zach said/did to let him hurt me

Dear Natasha,
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Are you kidding me? I totally thought this was grade-school.
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So?
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I did? Whoa, Natasha, we got off on a bad start. I'll make the first move this time - Hi, I'm Zach and I am not a complete dumbass, meaning I hardly ever read these boards. In fact, The Microwave thread I started was the first in about a month, and before that, I had just registered. Sorry you confused me with yourself.
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That makes me really sad.
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Really, you addressed me as 'Zach', which is about as personal as you can get. You're exactly right, it isn't an attack. An attack is what I want to start when I meet George Bush in person.
Oh yeah, I think your sentence would better read this way:
'My opinion of you has fallen through the floor. Please, take this to heart, this is not a personal attack and I have tried to objectively observe your every movement, and my conclusion is that you are a very immature and attention-seeking individual. Plus, you try to cover up your insecurites by talking big and having a bigger dick than I will ever have.'
There. Nineteen mistakes were in your original sentence. How does it feel to be corrected by someone three years younger than you?
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Who are you to ask me that question, slave?
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I'll let you know next time I find 'WTF' in an essay about Dark Matter.
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I would appreciate it if you go choke on a dildo.
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Sorry, next time I find someone who is offended by the word 'fuck' and is on these particular message boards, I will accept defeat. Or I will personally find their house and install a large mega-phone in their backyard where thereafter I will shout 'fuck' until they aren't offended anymore.
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This just isn't going to work. You had better 'dare' to say it, because you just did you half-witted moron. Arrogant? Who care? Ah, I'm so sorry, you do. Go piss yourself.
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Actually I think you learned a lot more than I did from reading this reply, maybe you should go back to elementary school and brush-up on the art of not-sucking.
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How dare you address someone else in a message to me? I think what you're searching for is a private-message, or just another post. Actually a private message should be better for InSearch because if he knew an invalid like you was defending him, he would certainly not want anyone else to know it. Insearch would be better off getting on with his life and accepting that there are assholes in the world (like me) and there are good people in the world (like me). He probably should realize that I really do not mean to offend him and that I really don't give a flying fuck about what he does or does not feel. Natasha, you disgrace, what are you going to major in? (I would provide a witty made-up class such as 'dumbass 101', but since I know she won't ever major in anything that requires anything close to the intellectual capacity of 'dumbass 101' [which is quite sad since it's a made-up class], I'll just leave her to use what's left of her obviously-maimed brain to cogitate the meaning of her worthlessness).
Go eat poison, Natasha.

chill pill anyone? Come on now, let's all revert to progressive conversation please.

Take the broomstick out your ass and lighten up.

damn zach what crawled up your ass and died

he must have really long fingernails to be in that bad of a mood

Or he must be/have a real big asshole