Best buds and jerking off

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Me and my friend Mike are best buds and we're open to each other with a lot of things, but we both don't talk about jerkin' off cause we go to this religious school..I don't know if I should tell him that I jerk off. I don't know if he jerks off cause he comes from a strict family..Should best buds be open to each other about masturbation?

It's a private thing that no one needs to talk about. I don't remember ever discussing my masturbatory habits with anyone 'till I came to this sight.Having said that, should it come up in the course of conversation, I see no reason to lie about it.

we both talked about jerking off before, and I made it clear to him that I don't masturbatewhich is, a lie.. I'm just afraid that if he knows that I do it, that we might not be friends anymoreMike is the type of guy that lives with a church-going family

a few years abck I was bullshtiting with some friends about days gone by and somehow we got onto jerking off and talking about girls from school. one name came up and I said yeah, I did her.the only thing that made it funny was that we were talking about jerking off to the girls we wetn to school with. Jerking off comes up alot in my life.someone telling me some bullshti story with no real point and Ill ask them "so? so what? fucking good for you what ya want me to do now jerk off for joy?" or the other weekend we were camping and high as a fucking kite sitting around a fire and my buddy is telling me about how he was mad because he got off work late that day and by the time he got a shower it was nearly fucking dark when he started the 2 hour drive to our camp. I sai " yeah? well this morning I had a long long long shower, of course it was jsut because I was washing my pee pee really really good!"it seemed funny at the time but not so much now. for the most part I agree with you, in school everyone denied doing it but we all were. so what? its natural and normal and not anything that you shoudl feel obligated to talk about with anyone. unless of course your a sick fuck like me who brings it up as often as possible for a laugh.

its unlikely your friend will not want to know you if you tell him you masturbate. Like 95% of guys do it even if their religion is against it. I only had one friend growin up who didn't jerk off.

Your friend wh osaid he didnt, he was a fucking liar.There two types of men, thos that admit to jerking off, and those that lie and say they dont.

I'm like you Chance. I bring it up all the time. Usually in a joking manner or way. I even do the hand motion of jacking off to stupid drivers that sit on the fricking cell phone, talking to who knows and about what and not pay attention to driving...

It usually shocks them and makes my day

lmfao XD

I do the jerking off hand motion when ever someone tells em something stupid, get that excited look onmy face and then stroke the air in front of my pants like a huge 36" cock is standing at attention from my pants.It really REALLY pisses people off, adn makes my ass laugh for a good ten minutes thinking about thier face.The one I like even better is after too many bers the night before farting in elevators as I ste off. thers glass ones in a mall in salt lake that im sure you knwo well roc.. Cross Roads... I fart in them, slide out to the back side and watch people inside nearly die and looking at each other wondering who the rotten bastard that let that go was.It nearly kills me every time, and security gets pissy if you belly flop off thoe escalators into teh fountains in teh basement, i was escorted from teh mall soaking wet and tossed out the doors onto main street and told the police would be called if I returned. bastards, i didnt do anything or steal any money, just a belly flop from maybe 5 feet up the escalator on a dare. sure I was wet and soaking the floor when I got out and walked across the food court but its tile! mop teh fucker up you panseys!besides I won 20 bucks on that dare.

ROTFLMAO!Dude, I could see you doing it too! The look on all their faces would of been pricless... You probably got that "that deer caught in the headlights" look as you were thinking about it... passed on a wicked smile and jumped!That is fucking Hilarious Chance! LOL

I thuoght it was funny, but the greatest part was fucking mall cops chasing me down soaking wet on my way to the north basement door and being escorted back across the floor, up the escalator and then out he east side onto main. all the while them yelling at me and me laughing telling them to go fuck themselves.Your a fucking mall cop, go fuck yourself, you couldnt be a real cop so you got a job in the fucking mall and it takes 3 of you to tell me to leave, why dont you go pick on some fucking teenagers, you cant even carry a gun. and the best they can do is to tell me if I come back tey will call teh cops?it was a pricelss moment in my life. crossroads is currently closed for remodelling because all the shosp jumped to gateway down the street but once its reopened Ill be back to do it again. your supposed to get wet inteh summer, its not my fault they have the countains inside the mall instead of outside.I suppose since Im now 36 years old nad that was just a couple years back, i will at some point be forced to grow the fuck up, but thats not gonna happen yet.

Trust me...boys who grow up in strict families where masturbation seems like a dirty word...they masturbate. Only difference is they feel more guilty about it.I don't think you need to push the subject with your buddy. What would be the reason for pushing for a conversation about your masturbation habits. But if it does come up, your honesty might be refreshing for both of you. I know when I was a teenager, if one of my buddies had said something about masturbating that clued me in to the fact he did it, I probably would have felt much more at ease about myself.

I'm with Damien...I bet your bud masturbates. The only thing if he's from a very religious family is he may feel guilty.If you push it, it may sound gay, and make it worse. Best is to just be open. If it comes up, treat it like it is- no big deal. And keep it casual, even if you bring it up. It's all good. Talking about it can be hard, but once it's open...I went a long time before anyone I knew admited they did it. When I found out, I felta lot better. (Of course, it was a pretty good secret back then too...:)

I didnt think it up !
I was with some friends, they dared me, I said how much moneys in it? when we got low enough on the excelators that I thought I could do ti with out becoming paralyzed, I swung my feet over the rails and layed out and into the fountain I went.

if your around the same age hes probally doing it to. if he comes over some time just show im a mag our hot chick. that will open the doors but some people don't want to here. and by the way its a private thing that you do need to talk about with someone like your , i don't know, best friend maybe.

hes jerking off tooif he says he never has then hes pullin ur dickeverybody that has a dick jerks off[after puberty]if they say they dont, their lying

me and my friends used to talk about it as a joke. a sort of taboo thing to gross each other out......but then eventually it became tame, so we started talking about it for real to gross each other out even more...but that's become tame now, so it became more detailed...but again, that's tame - so we can have vivid conversations about our bishop bashing with no embarrassment now.Not sure if that's a good thing though!I agree though. Any guy with a dong will tug it. End of story!

Yea me and my friends discuss that all the time its no prob just guys talking about what makes you feel great lol you should even if he is churchy im sure he does it too