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i just got back from vegas and had a real fun time. after one of the nights i bought a lighter that is the about 4 inches long looks like a penis and has balls. if you pull on the left it vibrates and if you pull on the right flame comes out of the tip. i do not remember buying it to see if there was a sign that says DO NOT USE FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES but is it safe to say that it would be bad if a girl used it? i was going to give it as a gag present pleasure urself then have a smoke after but the girl im going to give it too would likely use it. should i warn her no or is it generally ok? its covered with some sort of soft rubber that i have not felt before.

It sounds like if a girl were using it internally and accidentally tugged on the right ball it could be very painful.

you might lose a friend, buddy. literally

Quote:is it safe to say that it would be bad if a girl used it?Um, I think the answer to that is pretty obvious. It's a lighter honey, not a toy. Quote:i was going to give it as a gag present pleasure urself then have a smoke after but the girl im going to give it too would likely use it. should i warn her no or is it generally ok?Well, of course you need to tell her. But quite honestly, don't give it to her in the first place. Gag gifts like that are just in horribly bad taste.

wev been exchanging the "horribly bad taste" presents for years this is nothing that bad...i wasnt worried about the flame because there is a shut off switch (sorry forgot to mention that)but thx for the imput.

Quote:wev been exchanging the "horribly bad taste" presents for yearsFor years? You're 16, how can you get adult novelty toys for years?

I suspect, still, that it's not really designed to be used that way. These things are designed to be given as gifts, laughed at, put in a drawer, then given to the local church bazaar.Your thread title is remarkably appropriate, isn't it?

lighter that is the about 4 inches long looks like a penis and has balls. At a Church Bazaar????? Would that be an appropriate donation?

I suppose it would depend if the minister smoked. My father runs a lot of church book stalls and he is always glad to get donations of soft porn because he can put a higher price on it. He told me once when I was helping that if anyone got upset, to say that you didn't understand how that got in there, take it behind the counter, then put it back in after the complainer had gone.

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It sounds like if a girl were using it internally and accidentally tugged on the right ball it could be very painful.

fire on genitals...messesu up for a while... a long while! and it F*N hurts!

it would be a awsome gag gift tho. i'd just put a note in with the gag...and say wiut it is. IF she'd that...ummm. well she'd probly get a laugh out of it (i sure as hell would... i mean that;s pretty funny sounding with flaimes coming out of a dick. LMAO.... my bro would probly use it to light up his smokes. lmao) but yea..tell her it's lighter not a sex toy.

LMAO pete... I can hear the church ladies all screaming now. lol
Wut is a Church Bazaar?

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For years? You're 16, how can you get adult novelty toys for years?
u can get ur hands on alot of shit when u have a older bro and sisters. LMAO
I dk how she did it but I know of a girl that had a lot of toys....
Years could also be like 2 years or 3 years... yea 14, 15 year olds can get their hands on toys...even 13 year olds. It's not that unreliable to me.
there is a store called spencers..it has alot of sex type gag things..(it has lots other stuff too)... and there is not age limit to get into the store. it wouldn't have a sex toy but it would have a dick lighter...lmao they probly have the same one on the stores shelf..

By church bazaar, I mean fairs and fêtes and sales and things like that that churches have to raise money. But it could be something run by another community organisation - an elementary school, for example.

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an elementary school, for example.

Oh, so now you're putting the penis shaped vibrating lighter in the hands of children? You sick bastard...

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there is a store called spencers..it has alot of sex type gag things..(it has lots other stuff too)... and there is not age limit to get into the store.
That's crazy. :open_mouth: I remember when I went to a sex store for the first time, I got ID'ed and I was 20, lol!

i don't think he was saying putting it with elementy kids.. i think he was just trying to explain wut a baazar was.i dk wut a fêtes is either but i know wut a money fund raiser is. so i think i get it. i just can't see a dick lighter being at one. i dk if one would be in a yeard sale either. but like a dirty santa gift. oh man that be a funny gag for that.

but spencers isn;t a sex toy store. it;s liek a gag store and like movie store. but it has sexual type gag things. LMAO the cards are too funny!

Ooh, heh heh. :eyes:

Only if they have the money. Otherwise, I'll try the preschool down the road. You can recognise me by the stained overcoat and the tray with the big sign saying "Sex Toys, no questions asked".

I had better point out to all the shocked people that I am joking around a bit.

I'd be shocked if it weren't true. Lol! Kidding! Kidding!

i should know by now... dog on u (oohh now my southern talk is comming out) u and ur joking with a stright face!