Listening to Bill Maher the other night, he had a really great idea. This September 11th, instead of wallowing, or ignoring lets make it "National Life's too fucking short" Day. You never know when19 terrorists with Box cutters are going to drive you into a plane, or get hit by a bus, car, shot in a random mugging. My point is, today might be your last. Have a dead end job that you hate? Quit! Life's too fucking short. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend you dont really like, but are too lazy to dump? Dump them! LIfe's too fucking short. Stop wasting your life on all the meaningless shit that doesn't make you happy, life's too fucking short. You're wasting your life, and therefore mocking those who have died in this attrocity that Bush calls a war, and the 3,000 that died when 19 ass holes drove planes into buildings.
My point is, Life's too fucking short.