Marijuana

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Originally Posted By: StillSearchingIn other news: I'm about to go outside and smoke "5 cigarettes", and they will be the best "5 cigarettes" I ever smoked. lol that's what made me laugh haha

I edited the post and added some sources for you. I assume that's what you asked for, right?

lol that's what made me laugh haha Aren't you happy for me?Anyways, rolling process is done and I'm going to go infest my lungs with 5 cigarettes worth of damage. Do I care? Nope.

hehe good deal, bob :smile: I was only messing though, I believed you. I just had a feeling it would've been brought up sooner or later :smile:

Remember, its only 5 if your joint is heavier than a cigarette.

At least I'm covering my ass now!

well outside of camping trips and place I dont want to carry a pipe I always smoke my salads thruogh a water bong filled with chilled cheap ass wine for the filter so I prolly get less than that, that leaves room for me to make up for it with the cigs!one of wich I am burning right now as I type this mmmmmmm tar and nicotine, YUMMY!

Remember, its only 5 if your joint is heavier than a cigarette. Oh, it's heavier than a cigarette. And it's a blunt (Vanilla Dutch Master to be exact) and a pretty fat one at that... it weighs at least 2 cigarettes. Guess that makes it 10 cigarettes? I still don't care.> one of wich I am burning right now as I type this mmmmmmm tar and nicotineWhere da bud at?

It's illegal for a reason.

Originally Posted By: AfterhoursIt's illegal for a reason. Becuase the government is stupid?

Feel free to fix it, stoners are just what we need in congress.

Exaclty.

The bud is not a regular thing, its reserved for special occasions or atleast spaced out over vast times. sometimes its daily for a week or two sometimes its not at all for montsh on end, if I go camping its from teh time the sun goes down and the fire gets lit till I goto bed, so every hour for 7 or 8 hours for the entire time we are up there, if we dont take the kids its a wake and abk from the time we pull in and set up the tent and gather fire wood till the morning we get up to come home.its been a few weeks now since I smoked any and its going to be saturday night when I take the truck up on some 4 wheel drive trails that most people nevr go on before I smoke again. take a few hours wheeling in and set up a tent for a cold fall night and a fire and smoke a fatty or two for the night with my will be wife after the 4 year olds in bed or sneak off inteh trees to "pee" and smoke it then one at a time. then return to the fire to smoke and drink and help him roast some marshmellows. Its not a matter of I dont have any and cant get it so I have to wait, I have somewhere around 2, maybe 2 1/2 ounces of some good shit stashed away and take it when i want it. I keep it in a vac sealed bag, shit I bought a vac sealer and heat sealer just for my stash. Its a matter of being smarter in my older age and staying reasonably clean for drug tests and bullshit of that nature. Now if it were legal Id be smoking a fucking fatty each and every night right after dinner before I jump in the shower and another one when I got out. Im all for tearing it up, I just use more responsibly than I used to.I buy it once a year unless I can get a great deal on some primo shit, what i got now I got in LA, I have some connections there and it came maile dto my house in afucking sealed coffee can. cali chocolate brown. smells like chocolate, and sorta tastes like it when ya burn it, puts you on your ass. I can smoke it then walk maybe 2 minutes before I have to sit down or fall down. ten minutes after that Im fine and can walk, often hike infact and am fucking buhblingbaked for a good hour maybe 2 before I need another hit or so to get back up. I never need more than 3 good hits to be basted, in fact 4 hits of it will cripple me for a bit, spaced out thining weird shit that interfers with the good time and i can see the colors of words so I stay in the 3 hit range.

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First off @Afterhours: Your comments are making yourself look ignorant and uneducated. It's illegal for a reason, yes, but it's the wrong reason.There's a reason why this exists as well.@Grvtykllr:Sounds nice for you. Unfortunately, my money is very limited so I can't get some nice shit like that. I could get some bomb ass shit, just don't have the money. I doubt any of the stuff I can get is as good as some Cali Chocolate shit though, that soudns nice. I've smoked some nice Purple shit a few weeks ago for the first time, that was real nice.I'd love to try a whole bunch of different exotic types (i.e. White Widow, I know you've heard of that) ... one day maybe.As for now, I'm sticking with some very nice mids. It's not no regular mids but it's still mids, except top of the line mids. I dunno if that means anything to you.Also, I smoke at least once a day (when I can). As you saw earlier, I was blazing earlier and I just got home from work and am about to twist up another LA camping trip sounds like fun... just smoking out in nature in general is always real nice and relaxing, so camping with all day smoking sounds real fun.You only buy it once a year? Damn. You must get at least a LB if just buy once a year? How much you pay, if you don't mind me asking?> I never need more than 3 good hits to be basted, in fact 4 hits of it will cripple me for a bitI had some crazy shit like that once. Me and a former co-worker actually rolled this shit up in a blunt and smoked it to the face. Needless to say, we had no clue what the fuck was going on for the next hour or so (we just sat in my car for the first 30 minutes, just doing nothing, sitting there high as fuck). Good stuff.

What if my parents found out?? I don't know what there reaction would be, and I don't know what I would say?I don't know prices either. I live in British Columbia, Canada (BC) Would I need to buy a pipe too? What I'm mainly worried about is my mom/dad finding out. My dad is always like "never do any drugs" But when he was in highschool he was stealing cars and smoking weed everyday. My mom also used to smoke cigs. One of my other friends started smoking a bit ago and he straight up told his mom. All she said to him was "Just don't do it around me" But I don't know what my moms reaction would be.. I don't know what I'd say.

What if my parents found out??We can't tell you that. you know how your parents are. What if they found out (you tell us) ?> I don't know prices eitherPrices vary by region. Though if you just start smoking I will tell yuo that people WILL rip you off (it's part of the game, it's nothing personal). People can tell if you're new to the weed scene and will use it to make money of you.> Would I need to buy a pipe too?No, I don't have a pipe myself (would like one, though). You can get joint papers or blunts (dutches/phillies/white owls/etc.) at the store (as long as you're 18). You need to learn how to roll, which will take you a while to learn (depending on how good you are with your hands). It's probably best to have someone else teach you the basics and then you go practice. Knowing how to roll by yourself will save you a lot of weed in the long run (if you can't roll, you have to have someone else roll, and they'll smoke it with you).Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself. Who knows what will happen if your parents find out.... you said your dad used to smoke weed, so he might understand.

Well, yeah, that's probably what he'll use if he just starts smoking (and he's by himself).I remember smoking out of the can... but really, it's one of the worst ways to smoke since a) you don't get all that much smoke from it and b) most of it goes to waste anyway.If anything, I suggest making a water bong out of a plastic bottle. Or if he's interested, I'll tell him how to get a waterfall going (which is one of the best ways to smoke, since you get pretty much get 100% of the THC into your system)

whoa. let me know how to make that.

I knew there had to be something on the internet about it already:http://www.concept420.com/how_to_make_a_bong.htm#makewaterfallbongBasically, it's this:You have a water bottle (or any kind of plastic bottle works, really. I've used Gatorade bottles). First thing you need to do is somehow make the lid of the bottle into a bowl. When I did this (in MIlitary school), the best and easiest thing was the tip of a metal pen. Take the metal tip, flip it around and make a small hole in the middle of the lid, big enough for the metal tip will fit in (you gotta flip the tip around, of course).That's your bowl. Yeah, it's small, but that's all you need (you don't need much weed). Obviously, pack it.Now take your plastic bottle and make a small hole at the bottom, small enough so your finger (index finger probably) can cover it up completely.Once you got that, put your thumb over the hole and fill the whole bottle with water.Screw the lid (With the packed bowl stuck into it) onto the bottle and light it. As you light it, move your finger over the hole to the side a little so water can fall out.As the water is running out, the smoke will get sucked inside the bottle and remain there as long as that gravity force is going on (basically, let all the water run out, but not too fast).If done right, ALL the smoke from that little bit of weed will be in the bottle. It should be thick white smoke, so thick you can't even see through it at all.Once all the water is gone, unscrew the lid, remove your finger from the hole at the bottom, and suck in ALL THE SMOKE.You'll be fucked up after that, no matter what kind of weed you smoke. I guarantee it.Sorry for making this so long... lil high right now and just typed away