Challenge with my Mate

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Bit of a complicated story. Basically, I discovered some time ago that I really enjoy getting butt naked and pumping between sofa cushions/ pillows while watching myself in a mirror, flexing, being a champion, usually to some sexy music. Well, a while back I told a friend about this online, and he thought it was really cool. So I took some snaps of me in action and sent them along, and told my buddy to beat my performance. It became a kind of competition thing, trying to out-do each other. We both really got off on it ... being sportsmen, showing off, etc.

So my buddy is coming to visit in a few weeks, staying over, and I'm wondering whether to give him a live show. I'd love to get naked and just be pounding away at the sofa, showing I'm the man. I'm just not sure whether it's a good idea, or how to go about doing it. I could go downstairs when he's sleeping in the spare room, start pounding and be nice and loud so he hears and comes downstairs, curious. Would be cool to get "caught" like that - and just carry on. What do people think?

That's kind of... um. I don't know what to tell you Sorry.

"Well, a while back I told a friend about this online, and he thought it was really cool"An online Friend, or a Friend online? If it's the former, be carefull. So does this mean your basically making porn vids for eachother?

So long as it isn't your mother who gets disturbed and comes downstairs!

LMAO! :X

One of my mates, I was just telling him about it online. We do make vids and stuff but they're more like to out-do each other, like a sport, to prove we're the best.The house is empty for the night so no worries of anyone else but him catching me. I'd just love to be pumping away, to have him walk in and just carry on, smug that I'm really pounding good.

I'm sure you'll figure it out because... well..being the champion of your love seat and all, you'll be showing him that you're "the man".

I bet there's an excellent chance he would sleep right through it. Some people can sleep through anything, and unless you are using a pneumatic drill the amount of sound that will get upstairs and past a closed door isn't much.You'd have more success, I imagine, saying "how about a real-life contest?".

True, I'm just wary whether things would be weird after, you hear about buddies getting carried away and stuff and then being awkward around each other after.

Yes, that can happen.

You do know that people like to sit on sofas?

This has to be the single most weird post I've read on this site, and that's saying something.

Originally Posted By: kmrobinsThis has to be the single most weird post I've read on this site, and that's saying something. It's got me LMAO...which is saying something.

The couch fucking championship eh?

Yeah, I saw that it was going to be in the Olympics in Beijing next year! I'm really pumped!

Wait... I don't get this, how does having sex with a couch involve any talent, and how can you win? Oh I nailed the couch harder so I win?

Originally Posted By: HelmsmaNIf you fart in the sofa first, it will smell like buttsex when you're pumping like a champion - BONUS!Getting caught fucking the couch with the smell of buttsex in the air - DOUBLE BONUS!!But seriously - WTF? Opening the couch so some stuffing spills out so you can claim you've broken the mythical couch hymen - TRIPLE BONUS!!

hit it up together, haha

Originally Posted By: onlyskinI really enjoy getting butt naked and pumping between sofa cushions/ pillows while watching myself in a mirror, flexing, being a champion. I told a friend about this online, and he thought it was really cool. So I took some snaps of me in action and sent them along, and told my buddy to "beat" my performance. We both really got off on it ... So my buddy is coming to visit in a few weeks, staying over, and I'm wondering whether to give him a live show. I'd love to get naked and just be pounding away showing him I'm the man and just carry on. What do people think? Dude,Come-on! I mean really.... Wouldn't the sofa start to get kind of crusty and smelly like an old cum rag after dumping your load between the cushions each time?Just bang each other. It's more fun anyway!

so...did your buddy go over after all?..if so...who gets the championship belt?..or rather.."ScotchGuard King"....and if you and he had traded pics or whatever on who was best at doing the couch...and he yall saw eachother do it..why the cocnern on how to approach the topic with him?..seems like you two were close to actually show each other yall can F**K...right? :wink: :confused: :eyes: