Anal masterbation

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yea thats all i need is my parents to know that i want to have sex or something

Probably a silly suggestion of mine, if the guy can't keep his mouth shut.

i dont care but does anybody have a lube recipe

here is a link to Jackinworld's lubricant recipes:

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/09lubes.html

Hope this helps you out! :wink:

That's still a little early for self-checkout. They usually shut down between the hours of 8-10 p.m.

Dude, just use Vaseline, hand lotion, or baby oil. Even vegetable oil will work. If it's just anal masturbation you're doing, and no condoms are involved, these lubes will work great. If anyone asks (they won't), tell them you have dry hands or something.Just remember to not use these lubes if you're having sex with a condom, as they will cause the condom to break as the oils break down latex. If you need lube with a condom, then you need to buy a water based sex lube like KY, etc.

Focus was right. I would not recommend Vaseline, though. It is often messy and leaves your hands feeling oily. Most oil based lubricants do, though. try finding a loose bottle of baby oil around the house. It's a good one, but is also not recommended with condom use.