Lets open up.

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You've never seen the movie The Clonus Horror, I take it. (I'm a big MST3K fan)One day, I'll be there to harvest your organs when I need them ...well all except for the liver.

Lets see...- I'm 22 (or I will be tomorrow lol)- I'm a Christian and I attend a Baptist church. I help out in children's sunday school and children's church (I need to start being more active than I am too) - I live in Redneck central and one day I'll break away- I've been unemployeed for the last three weeks because I got fed up with my old boss and her antics- I'll be starting a new job tuesday- I was once engaged to a man who I once thought was my world, but now I'm thankful it never worked out (took me a while to realize that it was a good thing we never took those steps)- I love to write poetry and short stories (my stories are mainly smut though lol)- I'm an avid reader and I have high hopes of going to college when I get enough money to persue a career in graphic arts or photography- I don't date very often, I guess you could say I'm picky when it comes to allowing someone into my life. There is someone special (who I have very deep feelings for) and maybe one day we'll get it right- I love to travel and learn new things- I still live at home because I haven't been able to afford my own place, but I'm working on that. I help take care of my mum, she's not in horrible shape or anything, but she does get sick alot and I like to try and help my parents out- I have three siblings, two older brothers and one older sister. I'm very close with my sister and I had a hard time getting used to the fact that she was going to get married and not be around as much as she used to be- I'm a one of a kind gal. I'm loyal to those I love and care about, and I'll fight tooth and nail for them any day of the weekThats all I can really think about to say other than what everyone already knows about me lol

Well lets see now...

Ahem, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader, I dont live in an Igloo or eat bluber, or own a dogsled, and I dont know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzie from Canada, although I'm sure their, really really nice. Uh, I have a Prime Minister, Not a President. I speak English and French, Not American. And I prounounce it About, not, Aboot. I can proudly sew my countries flag on my backpack! I beleive in peacekeeping, Not Policing! Diversity, Not Assimilation! And that the Beaver is a truly proud and noble animal! A Touque is a hat! A chesterfeild IS a couch! and it is pronounced Zed! Not Zee! ZED! Canada is the worlds second largest landmass! The First nation of Hockey! And the BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA! MY NAME IS LUKE! AND I AM CANADIAN!...thank you!

Now that thats over with, I'm 17, single, parents are divorced but both are with other ppl now, so i got 4 parents and 3 siblings, 2 cats, 1 dog. I am doing my last week of highschool this week, I work as a dishwasher at a nearby resturant, i have my N licence and drive a '89 suzuki sidekick, i like Rock and roll, but am not afraid to diversify my music taste. I was a very sick baby and I've had 49 surguries since i was born, oh, and I pee sitting down. Anything else?

I kinda like talking about myself when I'm encouraged to. :PI'm a 19 year old College Sophomore living in Nebraska now, with my father, while I go to Jr. College. (much cheaper, and I'm broke).I grew up in a small town in West Virginia, where I learned to love the forest and the outdoors. I learned to appreciate the little things, and how to make the best of what you have there. I became an Eagle Scout in my scout troop there. I miss West Virginia very much. I moved away as a high school sophomore to Nebraska.I went to Basic Training in the US Army, but Opted out of my contract and my ROTC Scholarship so I could pursue a degree in Secondary Education concentrating in Social Sciences.*I actually had about 4 more paragraphs describing myself, but that really doesn't have much to do with the "story of my life" now does it?

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Your damn talented Caleb. Your art looks great.

Hey Stud...Your site looks awesome. I can't believe I have know you for 5+ years. You have really grown up. Be sure to send me an invite to your wedding. I'll drive you and Kudos Dude!PM or email me...-R-

Not that anyone will care but:I'm 19 years oldFemaleA breeder (heterosexual)I have a sexy English boyfriend who I shag the pants off about every 20mins when we're together.I belive in only sexing up those you are really in love with....and doing a might fine job of it!I am a university student who actually does very well when I put my mind to it.I hate pips in fruit. They really freak me out if I crunch one by accedent.I don't like people I don't know touching meI slipped over chasing my sister stupid cat and munted my elbowI should be doing uni work right now but I'm notI have a creapy attraction to all things purpleI'm semi gingaI quite like the environment but think the global warming hysteria is an over reactionI think the gay's should be aloud to get married if they want, maybe they will be better at it then the breeders who tend to get divorced alot.I'm really pissed off with my last hair cut. I payed money for it and she did a crappy job so now I have to get it done again!Oyster Bay Sav is the best wine ever. EVER!It takes me one to one and a half hours to get to uni and the same back again which makes me pouty and moody cuz buses are lame.I'm tired and should be asleep.The end