Are one of the most annoying things in the world. I hate them so very much. I hope the stupid mosquito that bit my elbow TWICE (greedy bastart!) dies a very slow and painful death. Rip of his wings, skin him alive, fry him in bacon grease, and feed him to a pit bull with lots of tiny teeth who takes his time chewing!!!
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Mosquito bites!
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I'm going to start the Mosquito massacre. Mosquitos beware of the tyrant, Abi. She will show NO MERCY on your annoying little virus infected feelers! Or is it antennae? whichever.Consider yourself lucky. They're EATING US ALIVE! I can't even go outside for a good 2 minutes before they come attacking me. Like some thanksgiving dinner. Dirty bums. And I'm not even wearing lotion or perfume to attract them. I'm going to start carrying a flame thrower...
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taking vitamin B12 helps many peopl,e repell mosquitos (not everyone though)It takes a few weeks to build up in your system.If you're up for some revenge though, you should get one of those propane powered mosquito traps. After running for a few hours you can scoop a bucket full of tiny corpses out, trow them on the ground and dance on them until you feel better (or someone takes you away in a straight jacket)
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Im allergic to insect bites. so when i get bit. i swell BIG time. and im allergic to wasp/hornet/bee stings too. lol.
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propane powered mosquito traps? got a website to go with that, sounds interesting.i do get a sense of fulfillment listening to a bug zapper...i was at work today and managed to kill three of them in the act and had to get someone to cover for me so i could go wash my blood off my hands, that pissed me off.
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Quote: im allergic to wasp/hornet/bee stings too] 2nd here!
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Quote:Rip of his wings, skin him alive, fry him in bacon grease, and feed him to a pit bull . . .Actually it's only the female mosquitos that bite people and animals. The males only drink nectar. The females add blood to the diet to get extra nutrients to develop eggs. So you should be ripping off her wings, skinning her alive, etc.
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The females? They're gonna get 3x worse now. For being nasty little boogers. I think I'm going to consider using that propane powder. Sounds like a fun... interesting idea. Ash, that's not good your allergic to so many. I hope you don't get "preyed upon" too much? I got bit by a spider last week. Left a red and blue mark on my leg that was huge, painful, and itchy. I was so paranoid thinking the spider laid eggs in my leg or something. And my friends kept making fun of me saying I'm going to become like Spiderman and kept calling me spiderchica
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those mosquito traps are about $500 sorry to say
Wasps lay eggs in spiders, not the other way around :smile:
"spiderchica"
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that's because Superman was jewish (pronounced shupahmin)
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yes, though I haven't seen one in years
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As far as I'm concerned, mosquitoes, it terms of pure annoyance factor, are second only to gum-poppers. Pop! Pop! Pop! vs. BUZZZZZZZ!!!!! It is truly a difficult place to be in when you're sister is a gum-popper and you're backyard is INFESTED with mosquitoes. One question though: can I join in the genocide? Please?Public Service Announcement: No hyphens (or hymens) were harmed during the making of this post.
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Argh I react badly to mosquito bites.
I've just come back from Ibiza and I have 3 really nasty bites on my legs that eventually turned into itchy watery boils that popped.
I was leaking thick nasty jelly for a couple of days and now they've turned into wounds the size of a 10p/1euro coin. and they STILL itch.Those will probably scar me. Anger!
I must be really tasty as well because I was utterly plastered in DEET repellant.
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My town sits in the flood plain of the fork of two wide, shallow rivers. My friends and I try to spend time outside, but with the 95+ degree weather, you generally have to wait until evening, and with the mosquitoes, you generally have to wait until Autumn.The Town sprays the streets with insecticide every month.Fun, cause it sometimes kills the cats, which, I'm sorry, is a little amusing to me.
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ugh i know. its soo bad. i remember when i got stung first, i had to go to the hospital(to get a needle/hooked up to a breathing mask for my asthma). and another time, i got stung on my foot, and it swelled up to the point when my sandal snapped. O.O
and OMG @ being bit by a spider... im SOOOO AFRAID of spiders :cry: -
I never undurstood how common arachnophobia is. Sometimes I think it starts with the idea that you're supposed to be afraid of spiders rather than any actual incident to cause fear.I love spiders. They eat the stuff that I don't want around my house (including mosquitos).When I find one that is in an inapropriate place in my house (or just "terrorizing" some sissy) I just pick it up and put it outside to continue consuming pests.
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I'm the sissy. I know they are good, and for the most part leave them alone...I wish they would leave me alone though. For about a week now, I have woke up every night to a spider on me. One was even hiding in a crevasse in my brace!!
My ex made it SO much worse, when he would throw tomato stems at me and yell spider. All I saw was the little leggy looking thing coming at me...
Same thing with rattling the ladder when I was on top of it...I still fight the top of the ladder fear.
What a jerk!
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ive always been afraid of spiders. when i was younger i used to play outside and run through their webs and i would FREAK out. and the thought of one crawling on me makes me want to cry. i think the thing that scares me the most, is how they have 8 legs. for some reason it really truley frightens me.come save me mr. u!!!!
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Mosquito bites are nipples... teeheehee
