the worst has happend... I can't remember the best slang terms for wacking off! some of the best ones I can remember are chokeing the chicken, polishing the rocket, shakin' the bacon and strokeing the salamie. guys and girls please add to the list
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Slang
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beating the meat?
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if that's the worse that has happened...then you must live a pretty good life
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well.... one time I forgot the term: "makin' the beast with 2 backs"
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"Making the beast with two backs" refers to sex. It comes from Shakespeare, in Othello.
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flogging the dolphin, beatin the meat, marinating your sausage, jackin off, whackin off, playing the meat flute, etc.
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another one is petting the one eyed snake :laughing:
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Pounding the pope?
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How about "chokin the chicken" or "spankin the monkey" both are some I remember from adolescence!
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wackin the weed
walkin the dog
milkin the cow
shakin the bacon
polishin the rod
strokin the pistonlol those count?