I don't have a fuckin' clue where I got this from but I apparently saved it at some time. I'm posting it here so assholes can search if they want and I can get it off my hard drive.Ten Easy Tips to Start Talking DirtyDoes the idea of talking dirty intimidate you? Do you wonder what you would say, how you would say it, and even if you want to? What’s more, do you wonder how your partner will react?The following tips will help you figure out how to approach the naughty fun of dirty talk.Know your partner’s desires. Has your partner mentioned dirty talk to you? Have you mentioned it to him? Test out the waters by flat-out asking him what he thinks. If you’re too shy to bring it up, try pointing out dirty talk scenes in a movie, and ask him what he thinks. His reaction will tell you all you need to know.Set the stage. Make your partner want to go further. Light candles, indulge in satin sheets, and bring food into the bedroom. Make it a comforting yet exciting love nest where anything goes.Tease him! Drop little dirty talk hints throughout the day. If he’s at the office, give him a call just to tell him you’re thinking about what you want to do to him that night. Leave a note in his briefcase, or on the steering wheel of his car, telling him how much you love the way he kisses.Go slow. Ease into the words you are using. Don’t go into triple-x territory from the get-go! Start by telling him how much you love something about him, or something he does. Asking him “Do you like that?” is a good way to open dialogue. Tell him what you like is good as well: “I love it when you touch me there,” invites him to talk back…and to keep doing what he’s doing!Check in now and then. If you say something that you worry might be pushing it, ask him how he feels. A teasing, playful, “Do you like it when I talk dirty?” opens the door wide open for his opinion. If he likes it, keep going. If he seems hesitant, dial it back a bit.Be yourself. Don’t say anything that makes you uncomfortable. Dirty talk can be good, but if you’re not being yourself, what’s the point? Never try to be someone you’re not!Use Your Voice. Dirty talk doesn’t involve just words. You can use your sounds to make your point. Sighs, moans, groans, and the occasional “Yes!” are all ways to convey your thoughts without a tirade of naughty words. Don’t be afraid to use the sounds!Use Your Words. When you do use words, don’t just say them…purr them. Moan them. Make the words themselves a sexual object. Saying you love the way he does something is good. Purring how much you love it while you are panting and urging him on is even better!Get specific. If your partner seems open to dirty talk, go further with it. Say whatever comes to mind, so long as it’s something that just might make you blush. Certain words are sensual triggers for lovers – test out a few and see what makes your partner’s engine rev to redline.Finally, make it fun. The point of dirty talk is to have a good time. It should bring your closer to your partner and give you both something to blush about later. Keep the spirit of fun alive while you test out your new dirty talk skills, and the outcome is bound to be…well, fantastically naughty!