As we can see judging from the three or so heated threads going on at the moment, things are pretty strained around here. This is hardly going to diffuse the situation(s), but well, might make y'all smile a teeny-tiny bit. Or frown. Whatever floats your boat. I typed ''things to cheer people up'' into Google (I know, I know pathetic). Anyways, I found a few funny tid-bits and thought I'd share this one...A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".Feel free to post some too! The forum I got it from had a whole 21 page thread dedicated to funnies!smiles
Good you came up with this thread Two hunter friends went on a hunt.One collapsed, no breathing and his eyes were glazed.The other flipped open his phone and called 911..."hello, I think my friend is dead!"The operator--"please calm down, lets make sure he is dead first"He took out his gun fired a few shots......."Ok. He is dead. Now what?"
3 women sitting around a couch. one is a blond, one a red head and another a brunette. The brunette gets up and tells her friends - "i'm going to the kitchen to make me a sandwich. She gets up and goes into the kitchen then yells "why am i in the kitchen?" to her friends. The red head says she is sleepy and heads up stairs. at the top of the steps she shouts down, "why did i come up stairs?" then The blond thinks to her self as she knocks her hand on the table. "i hope i don’t end up like them" - the she gets up to answer the door.