I was born in 1971, I started school when I was 4 and by second grade (I remember sitting in Mrs Watsons class, her making us learn to tell time on a analog, me asking why do I care when I have a watch with the numbers on it right here on my arm? so I know it was second grade. that led to a conversation about how the world would change and analog clocks would become meaningless and it was during that time that i was first promised the greatest thing in the world, next to a vagina I mean. Now we are in 2009 and I was told before 2000 so its a bit off and I still do not see fucking colonies on the moon, nor do I see fucking jetpacks that I can buy at fucking walmart and fill up at the gas station or change the batteries or what ever and fly all fucking day, but finally someone has made some progress on the Flying Fucking Car
And Scotty, theres all sorts of shit on that site to kill a day reading different bullshit that will never matter and never did.
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A Promise fullfilled...sort of...
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I'm still waiting for the orgazmatron to hit the market. I've been the orgazmatron for years and I'm getting tired
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I've seen the SKYRIDER before. They've been promising for what a decade now.
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Your problem is that you been looking at the wrong name!good hell Trey Parker got it done long ago!instead of looking for a orgasmatron, you need to look for a Orgasmorator. Its all in knowing the right name for a product. Link is fine, youtube seems to be fucking retarded at the moment
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Fix your link.
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I am the one Orgasmatron the outstretched grasping hand my image is of agony my servants rape the land obsequious and arrogant clandestine and vain two thousand years of misery of torture in my name hypocrisy made paramount paranoia the law my name is called religion sadistic sacred whore