Most of the time my ass is dirty and sweaty because I don't take shower too often and I don't clean my shit too well... I'm working on it though Oh and I would LOVE to get one of your butt-strechers, that would really help me clean my ass.... OMFG Just out soap on your finger and clean your ass, it will all go down the grain, soap will dissolve all the poop that touches you, Peter-BUTT STRE(CRE)CHERS!!!! (couldn't resist)