Happy belated birthday for Yesterday damien!

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Na it's cause you were a criminal.

Originally Posted By: OldFolks>>>"Have I ever mentioned I liked "older" men?"Is that because we better appreciate the value of good nap. LoL Of Course!!

I have to disagree.Now keep in mind, I have no quarrels with Damien, not trying to pick on him. I am normally pretty good at judging people and physical makeup and age from phone conversations and over time in chat rooms or boards like this one.This time I was wrong However, I know that he is in (or was atleast) Kentucky, and came from Louisville.I know that the crime rate is not very low in that area, and i know that he was in college, and you meet all sorts in college and that a campus is a good place to take advantage of crows and being able to move around and blend in (criminal style, not living life and attending school style)So I would ASSUME, that he had to deal with some of the criminal element before.I also know that he seems to be pretty cautious in life, trying to determine outcomes and set ups to avoid future problems by preparing for them now. The specific information I spoke of before (bad idea to use the master bedroom for hiding anything of value) is something that any insurance agent can tell you and is printed in many of the pamphlets they hand out when you sign up.Just living life, over 35 years, taught most people alot about proper counter criminal behavior, or at least Id like to believe it has.I know it has not because when I was an active criminal, we broke in to houses during dinner time. NO alarms on in the evening, people downstairs, eating food and kitchen noise covers alot of searching noises.In to the second story master bedroom, out with in two minutes. Most he good shit is in that bedroom, in closets, or dresser drawers, and guns under the mattress or in the nightstand.In Your case, Ill give you some free advice too.Never trust anyone. If the guy was interested in renting a place, he would of called the super already, or looked for an apartment that said manager.When you case a joint, you only make small talk because you can keep up with it while concentrating on other things. watch hsi eyes, they focus on everything but you.He is evaluating risk vs. pay off. and what is valuable, where it is at, and the easiest way in and out,Does the guy (you) have his windows open, are the locks on the windows engaged, is there more than just a deadbolt and a handle on the front door, what options do you have for getting out if someone arrives home while your still inside, all that shit.Maybe Im jaded because iv been on the bad side of the fence?Or maybe I started paying attention to shit most people miss because I had several break ins in my childhood home, an I read and watch alot of thriller and horror.Julie says Im paranoid, I always think someoen is out to hurt me. I watch and pay attention to what cars are around me and how often I see them on a drive, make random turns to see if they are still around me, look for cars that might be missing a light at night and see how many times I see them. Maybe i am jsut paranoid, but noone has been able to fuck with me or mine in a long long time because Iv always caught them before they do it instead of cleaning up after they are done.

You know Scotty, I was just thinking. I gotta watch the "older" man thing, I'm actually approaching the "older" man stage of life. So I am not so sure I can say that anymore since I am one now lol... my birthday is in a few days, so I'm just one step closer lol

Ewwwwww... 29...

Do I get to give you 29 licks?

Originally Posted By: OldFolksEwwwwww... 29... I know!! I am now officially ugly and old to the gay community... sigh lol  Quote:Do I get to give you 29 licks? Well, I certainly won't object

actually, theres been some excitement in the gay community here in utah over some gay guys being arrested for trespassing on the mormon temple grounds for kissing one night.
They had a big kiss in for a protest.
on the news that night (sunday) I saw two guys, with that macho man mustache like a queer biker from the 70s going full on with tongue and slobber.
Those two where fucking ugly.
You can not take the ugly award for gay men till you look like that Eddie.

I thought that wasn't till you hit thirty... Then your life as a gay man is over. Before you know it you'll be sitting around in robe and slippers, coordinating of course you are gay, looking at magazines, talking to the dogs and thinking about what used to be and poking the now soft flabby parts of your body. You better make this last year count. I'll give you my number so you can have one last fling with an old guy before you forever join us.

"Before you know it you'll be sitting around in robe and slippers, coordinating of course you are gay, looking at magazines, talking to the dog"That is EXACTLY what Iv been doing this morning, while drinking coffee and having a smoke!and while not gay, my robe and my slippers are all black. Id of skipped the slippers by the dog needed to go out.Guess you also have to swap magazine (I did read one while on the shitter) for computer.

Well see your old.. Black doesn't count as a coordinating color. Black is safe hetero color. Coffee doesn't count either.To qualify as gay in this instance the drink would have to be some weird ass flavored tea and the robe and slippers would have to be some color I can't readily spell.

Gay men do not drink coffee?I now, finally have something to hold against gays. Anyone who does not drink coffee is just, well fucking stupid.That hot water poured through ground coffee beans..thats the most marvelous invention ever invented, right along Rolling up some fucking weed in some paper and lighting it on fire and breathing it in!

Quote: Before you know it you'll be sitting around in robe and slippers, coordinating of course you are gay, looking at magazines, talking to the dogs and thinking about what used to be and poking the now soft flabby parts of your bodyBut I don't do robes.. I usually walk around in the morning in my undies, I guess I better make sure I go robe shopping sometime this year LoLAnd I already talk to my dogs all the time, and I LOVE crazy flavored teas!! God!! I am over half way there already!!!!  Quote:You better make this last year count. I'll give you my number so you can have one last fling with an old guy before you forever join us. YAY! Adam can run the camcorder so I can cherish and remember my last time hehehe

The robe will come. You'll have to have it with age you'll start getting "chilly." LoL Let's see do you want to play the young guy using the old guy or the young guy getting schooled by the old guy?

Oohh ohh.. the young guy getting shcool by the older guy... HOT!ROFL

For me the robe came because Julie got it for me for christmas several years back.She told me I can not just get up and walk around the house naked to go use the bathroom or go get a drink.Some shit about curtains left open and children that no longer sleep in cribs....I will admit that when the dog needs to go out at 1 am its nice to throw a rob on and take her instead of having to get dressed.The robe was also nice when I had surgery and my balls were the size of a bowling ball and twice as black and did not want to wear any pants.

...well I guess if the kids are in your house, you need the robe. If there outside daddy aught to be teaching the little fuckers not to look in peoples houses. I figure if somebody looks in my house and see me, either enjoy the show or don't fuckin' look. Robes are to fuckin' hot. Not to mention they stick to you after you get out of the shower.

It's too bad....all of you beat me to it... Oh well!

Originally Posted By: NtroducingMyselfOohh ohh.. the young guy getting shcool by the older guy... HOT!ROFL Do I get to play the headmaster and you the pupil in need of punishment? LoL

Quote: I figure if somebody looks in my house and see me, either enjoy the show or don't fuckin' look. LOL thats what I tell Adam when he says something about me walking around the house in my undies lol