Hi, I have been reding a lot of these posts and many people claim they can suck themselves off! Explain to me how that is physically possible to bend like that?
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How do you suck yourself?!
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It is possible. Haven't you seen contorsionists? They can bend their bodies in ways that boggle the mind. There are probably two dozen guys on this board that claim they can do it.
Most people however do not exercise or stay in shape enough to be able to bend their bodies like that. And perhaps a bit of it has to do with genetics. I've worked for more than two years to make contact between my penis and my mouth, but I haven't done it in several weeks, so it's difficult to do right now. You have to continually practice to be able to do this. But you also have to be careful not to hurt your back and neck, as this is very possible if you aren't careful.
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im not in good shape but im flexible and i can self suck.
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Dead.
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the way i have tried is putting my legs up against a wall and tring to do like an upsidedown sit up to try to get a little lick.
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Amanda, your posts are becoming quite cryptic and incoherent. What are you trying to say?
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Amanda means that the thread was old and hadn't been active for some time, so it was dead. Old dead threads are better let rest in peace, as the original question - and often the original questioner - has long passed.
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In the case of this thread, though, I'm sure many guys, myself included, want to try and figure out a good technique to suck themselves off without hurting themselves.
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Then how about looking at one of the countless threads on this topic that are current?
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So would you prefer one big thread spanning several months or two dozen threads on the same subject? If you don't like someone replying to an old thread, either delete it or lock it. People come here to discuss things, not to have the moderators say "don't reopen this thread because it's old". That's rude.
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I think if folks made a habit of checking to see if something is covered already before they start a new thread, there would only be one long-lasting thread. It would be long, but it would always be current.But that's not gonna happen...
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That seems like a good idea, but moderators don't like it when you revive a "dead" thread. The problem is that some threads end in way that conveys incorrect information, or misses an important point. For instance, I found an old-ish thread where the last poster, a moderator, gave an incorrect over-the-counter drug recommendation. Should I have just let it stand?And you're right, also, that a dozen threads on self-sucking is not good. In fact, one thread on that topic is a bit much.
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In reply to: That seems like a good idea, but moderators don't like it when you revive a "dead" thread But I wasn't talking about reviving a dead thread. I was saying that if everytime some young bloke wanted to ask about self-sucking, if he bothered to notice there was already a post on self-sucking, the sucking thread would never die.But now I'm off topic.
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At most other forums I frequent, the moderators get pissed if someone starts a thread on a topic that already has been discussed. Sometimes they'll ban the poster due to his being so inconsiderate, as they think this guy is trying to mess up the board they have spent so much time and effort to moderate.
I think it's good to keep the thread going, as long as it stays on topic. It's good to go back and read what other people have been saying. For someone new to the board, it can be a terrific resource.
I've bookmarked all the selfsucking threads and I have over a dozen. So far, only two have disappeared since I registered last August. However, I am seeing a lot of repetition in these threads.
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I agree with everything you said, except for the part about bookmarking all those self-sucking threads. I've never seen so many people consumed by such a strange topic. I think I'll start a thread to explore the question, "Are there enough marshmallows in my Lucky Charms?"
But the "let old threads die" thing...I don't get it. Like you said, you then get a lot of redundant threads all over the place.
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If you could suck yourself you'd bookmark them too and participate in such discussions.I actually run a discussion group on the subject but the moderators took the link out of my signature because it was considered adult content.This topic is what initially brought me to this board.
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Just out of curiosity, how much of your life is devoted to the exploration of self-sucking? Might there be a master's thesis there? Or, you could develop it into an idea for a Fox series.
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Not much. I see the threads here every day and a couple of other boards, and I practice it every 1 or 2 weeks.
I'm too busy doing other things than spend all my time on this. Plus, there isn't much out there to begin with.
There is actually a book about it if you really wanted to do some reasearch on it. Amazon sells it, but I won't say what it's called because the moderators probably won't allow it.
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How do you suck yourself?!
Very Carefully.