Am I too paranoid what do you think?

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somebody probably wiped all their std germs on those plastic bags you used. You may need to get checked out. Didn't you know the number 1 way to get AIDS/HIV is through bag to bag contact?

THAT is not funny! I am scared and you mock me. Very rude of you!

Just saying, there is much more germs on grocery bags than on a new sex toy.

Originally Posted By: ashley69Just saying, there is much more germs on grocery bags than on a new sex toy. 1) i dont know if it was new2) germs # STD viruses3) it was a clean new plastic bag usually used to put your trash in

I can't waste my time talking to you anymore. Just go to the doctor and get some counselling on sex and masturbation.

A female doctor or a male one? I think talking to a female doctor about masturbation would definitely turn me on but I don't know if my insurance covers this.

It will turn you on to speak to a female doctor? You reallly need to get laid. :S

I mean when I talk to a female doctor about masturbation!I don't have female doctors by the way. But if it was a really hot one it would definitely turn me on. Are there female sex education doctors who teach young men how to masturbate and maybe even examine their junk? That would be cool as long as the office and everything is really clean and nice I'd go there.

Maybe you should speak to a male doctor to keep your mind focused.

And what should I ask him?

about sex and the questions you are asking on here.

But I don't dare to. He'd think I'm a perv and prolly even report to my dad.

doctors can't do that, and you're 25, it's time to act it with sex!

But my doctor knows my dad and I think he would call him.
And I also dont understand what does he have to do with sex?
Without a gf I also cant have sex and usually women dont like me
for unknown reasons. :frowning:
I think I'm simply not cool enough or something like that. Women want cool friends who elevate their status it's all about calculations.

not all women want cool guys. sounds like you're in high school or something. And doctors are not allowed to discuss anything with anyone. they could lose their medical license. Dude, seriously, you're "25" apparently? then who cares if you dad knows you think about sex and want to do it ?

My dad cares about it. He wants me to be a good guy and discipline myself and not act foolish like normal people.

Well I guess I'm pretty foolish for having a sex life. You seem pretty "normal", masturbating into grocery bags and all!

It was a plastic trash bag and I was not masturbation IN it I was using it only for increased safety!

umm dude trash bags don't protect YOU they help protect the environment by putting trash in them instead of the ground.

but they are waterproof!