Muscle Jokes

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I am having this little competition to see who can get the most and best "muscle" jokes!...So i was wondering if you guys had any good ones...such as something like this...(oh and dont worry it can be as corny as this one...i probably would rather it be!)#1 person-- Do you have a needle and thread?#2 Person-- Why?#1 person-- Because I'm ripped!These are so funny!another is person #1:Did you get your tickets to the show?person #2: what show?#1: The gun show! (while flexing)

I've never heard of "muscle" jokes, although the sheer corniness of the jokes you posted were enough to get me laughing

LOL I use the second all the time. I have another one but it's basically a different version of the first joke you posted. Here goes:

Person 1: You got some band-aids?
Person 2: Why? Are you hurt?
Person 3: Yeah I'm cut up (while flexing)

Americans

i don't get them

HAHAHA !!!

ur joking right...

Jesus Christ, it seems as if society has changed the definition of joke to not include "being funny" anymore. Kinda sad actually.

Yes, us Americans...we're weird.. And jokes nowadays are pretty much centered around being corny and lame to get people laughing, not actual humor. I wonder what it'll be like in 100 years.

Humor is more than just jokes. There's presentation, timing, tone, etc. A lot of people come natural to all of these things but professional comedians realize what makes something funny and use all of those ingredients to their advantage in bringing about the most laughs. More 'jokes' these days are centered around some kind of story rather than the old 1, 2, 3 joke format. A joke using this format has always been 'corny' so 100 years from now it will probably be the same.

Sheesh you guys just dont got guns to show! but i have a weight training class and the jocks always bust out the jokes. its funny as hell.

Yeah.. Damn those Americans.

Just wait. you will see a guy or a firend do one to you.

In reply to: Sheesh you guys just dont got guns to show! I've got a big gun. Wanna see?