i seem to be the man of floaters... i have tried reading through the sections but none on it.How can i get my poo to sink?
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The floater
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There are two possible reasons for floaters:1. A lot of undigested fat - this is bad if that's the reason, something is wrong with your system.2. Gas trapped inside it. This is more common. You can distinguish this from reason 1 by putting it in a jar with water and applying pressure, and seeing if you can make it sink like a Cartesian diver - if so, it's just gas. (This is an experiment everyone might like to try at home.) Gas isn't anything serious.
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Most likey your eating some fats .. well alot.. and well when you shit the fat will float
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why when I read that did it make me think of the Mr. Hanky commercial on South Park ?your a rather sick bastard, I like that in a person.
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Most likey your eating some fats .. well alot.. and well when you shit the fat will floatAs ineligible said above your post, the fat's supposed to get digested, or your digestive system is broken. Unless you're gulping down mineral oil, there shouldn't be much undigested fat or oil in your poop. Trapped gas is a lot more likely.oakleh, you can just leave your turds floating in the bowl; eventually you may see a little bubble, and the turd will sink. Do you tend to pass a lot of gas?
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... im just wondering WHY THE F... U CARE! :-P
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I care a lot about floating turds. Who knows why. I think they're cool.
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man... i take a crap and flush lol... never knew there was that much of a draw to how ur crap looks and acts... the crazyest thing is that like 80% of people inspect there umm... "dropings" before they leave the bathroom
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There are people who spend their career in a lab examining stool samples under a microscope.
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Ya got to inspect it.What if I set a new record for biggest turd? Id never know if I didnt take a looksee.besides that I alwasy take a gander to check for blood.I know from having a camera stuffed down my throat that I have 3 holes in my stomache. I guess mostly now they are more like sores and not really holes.My dad had the same thing and almsot died because of them. started bleeding and then later he was not only shitting blood but throwing it up by the pint.He had several transfusions and several hours in surgery to keep his ass alive.I can attest to the fact that the farts he tore off after that were the worst kind ever like pick you up by your throat and shake you farts.The doc. says to us, thta odor you may notice is the result of the blood in his intestinal tract. that odor like noone could notice, holy jesus christ.I always take a look for any signs of blood and well Im just a sick bastard, gotta check the size, color, thickness all of it.
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You gotta look. Especially if I get one that hard to pass, then i got to look to see how big that mother**cker is.I'm so ladylike no?
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> size, color, thickness
and texture.
Pooping is a special treat the day after you eat an ear of corn.
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i like the christmas colors Green and Red
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all curled up like a snake! :grin:
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If you can make it curl like soft-serve ice cream, you are pretty cool. I think the perfect poop would be to have it piled up like that, in the center of the bowl.
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I do that regularly, after a night of beer on tap I mean.
A bar trip where I drink enough to get a light buzz but not get sloppy ass drunk and no hang over that a couple of asprins wont cure or no hang over at all, its positive that Ill serve chocolate ice cream soft style.
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I was eating while reading this thread.
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Thats lovely, this thread was resting in peace,long dead and you dug it up. Regurgitated itforus to read again sending it to the top of the list instead of burried under mounds of posts where it should be. Why did you do this? to add that you were eating, not exactly earth shattering news or anything even remotely relavant to the thread.
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yeh.. nothing wrong with looking at your dump.. if it looks healthy you know your healthy .. if it looks all screwed up then you know you may need to change a bit of your diet.. i heard it on "you are what you eat"
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And...yet again...geez!!! :confused: