Some of my friends got me a sparkling green, jelly anatomically correct vibrator for my birthday as a joke. Well ever since I got it all my other friends have been pestering me to use it as something other than a neck massager.
Both my girlfriends, my guy friends and eventually even my bf.
I finally did use it but it was right before christmas break and left it on top of my bed becuase I had an early exam and my ride came to pick me up right after. I didn't have time to get it off of my bed or even wash it off.
I've been gone for three weeks and wont get to go back for another week. Will it be okay after all that time? Will my room be stinking of nasty, dried up inner juices?
I'm really terrified that my roommate will show up before me and find it. She's pretty sheltered and I doubt she'd know what it is.
So yeah. It's kinda funny, but kinda sad at the same time. Also, what's the big deal with my using it? Am I that uptight that all my friends wanted me to relax? or was it something else?
Just pondering