... Only if i could have

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one of these....
i thought they were good and all but after seeing how gelly and big the thing is!
man i didnt know it was that good....
ok some on needs to come out with a copy of the flesh light and sell it cheaper and sell it every were!
http://www.freshgirls.tv/pg/gmp/

I have a Fleshlight, and it is as good as they say it is. I've had the most intense orgasms ever with that thing. I have a super tight wonderwave, and its just wild when you get close to orgasm, and during orgasm its so sensitive and intense that I literally can't move for a minute. Yeah, it seems expensive at first, but save up for it - its worth every penny and then some. I've had mine for a year now, and I can't tell you how many wonderful, mind blowing orgasms I got with it (hundreds for sure), and its held up great - I'm sure I'll get many more years of enjoyment out of it. Its the best 60 bucks I've ever spent.

Focus,
You sound like you are getting a commission for each one. Chill out with the used car salesmen bit!

Ok, stupid question, but.... how does it work?
I know you stick your dick in it and that, but do you use lube? And do you cum in it or what? How do you clean it if you do?

By the way, I really want one :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

In reply to:do you use lube?YupIn reply to:And do you cum in it or what?you can if you wantIn reply to:How do you clean it if you do?You can take it apart to clean the insideIn reply to:By the way, I really want oneWell if your under 18 then you can send a check(it's possible to get a checking account if your under 18 but not everywhere will give you one). It arrives in a plain brown box with a few initials on it so if your parents see it then they wont be suspcious. And you can make up what the initials stand for if they ask.

LOL better then a real girlfriend? HA!

what!!!!!!!!!!11omgu can buy that if your under 18!!!!all i need is a checking account!!!!!!!omg so glad you said that.man i would buy one right now but um well i dont wnat to get it i just moved and there is no were in this house to hide things man what would they say if they found that...my stepdad would be like i want one were did u get it! lol.hmh i would get it also but i have to save uo for some ram for my pc.+ when i have money to throw i will buy it mabey then i will have moved out =D

when im 18 im buying this ..

In reply to: Focus,You sound like you are getting a commission for each one. Chill out with the used car salesmen bit! I didn't mean it to sound like a sales pitch, but I guess it ended up sounding like one when I read what I wrote. Sorry. Just to be clear, I have nothing to do with Fleshlight, other than I'm a happy owner. I'm just sharing my experiences. Someone asked how it is, and I told them my opinion of it. If you don't believe me, that's your loss, and I frankly don't care.

In reply to: I know you stick your dick in it and that, but do you use lube? Yes, you must use lube. The material is sticky when dry and you won't even be able to get your cock in it without lube. But, a small amount of lube transforms the material into a nice slick smooth surface. Best lubes are a water based lube like KY, or some lotions. Avoid petroleum based lubes like Vaseline. The manufacturer recommends olive oil, but I never tried that. In reply to: And do you cum in it or what? Yeah, I cum in mine all the time. You would be missing out on a lot of fun if you didn't cum in it!In reply to:How do you clean it if you do?The insert comes out of the case easily, and you just rinse warm water through it to flush the cum out. Then you just dry it, inside and out, put the insert back into the case, and that's it! If you want, you can disinfect it with rubbing alcohol, but its not necessary.

In reply to:omgu can buy that if your under 18!!!!all i need is a checking account!!!!!!!omg so glad you said that.Well, officially you are supposed to be 18 or over to buy one. But yeah, you can order one through the mail with either a check or a money order, so you don't even need a checking account with a money order. Personally, I don't see why sales of these things to people under 18 is banned. I mean kids will be jacking off anyway. Not selling them a Fleshlight isn't going to change that. I don't see any harm in them jacking with a Fleshlight instead of their hands. Actually, jacking with a Fleshlight might help them stay away from having sex before they should, and that's always a good thing.

In reply to:Personally, I don't see why sales of these things to people under 18 is banned. I mean kids will be jacking off anyway. Not selling them a Fleshlight isn't going to change that. I don't see any harm in them jacking with a Fleshlight instead of their hands. Actually, jacking with a Fleshlight might help them stay away from having sex before they should, and that's always a good thing.They dont sell it to minors 'cuz masurbation is a sin

So once you're no longer a minor, you can sin all you want?Compiles a 'To Kill' list....

In reply to: So once you're no longer a minor, you can sin all you want? Yup.