Anal masturbation

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I am a 14 year old guy and i masturbate a lot. my post is because I would like to try masturbating analy and i dont know how to go about it. Remember I am 14 so i dont have acess to lube or dildos or anything. what are some things i could use around the house that would be good , and what should I do to get the most pleasure out of it. thanks

well...you could use your finger...umm..some food maybe...like a banana...

*shudders*

lol ... is it me or has the anal convo been brought up a lot more recently.

Try small thin objects first.Finger, pencil(use backside), screwdriiver handle or a dowel rod. Candles will work surprisingly well and will be good to try, use long thick shafts and you can alternate having the tip enter to simulate anal sex with another guy.A finger works best because you have the most control and can easily explore what you like and don't like, any object over an inch thick will hurt like hell. I was experimenting and put a ping pong ball in a condom and inserted in there, it got stuck and broke and had to force myself to open myself up to get it out. I was bleeding because of it and it hurt so I'm not using anything larger then a pencil right now because I don't want to hurt myself again. So don't put anything in there that won't easily go in or have a chance of breaking inside of you.

Try a hotdog, medium/small.Note: Not the Ballpark Jumbo size

All good suggestions. I would start with a finger or two and work your way up from there. A few other suggestions is a magic marker, a carrot, and the handle of a hair brush. When you get more advanced and want larger objects closer in size to an adult penis, you can try small cucumbers and bananas. In general, whatever you use you want to make sure that 1) it won't break or shatter inside you, and 2) its long enough that you can always grab it and pull it back out. So stay away from anything glass or fragile, and anything that can go all the way inside your rectum and possibly get stuck. You always want to make sure there is somthing sticking out that you can grab onto to pull it back out. As for lube, I've found Vaseline works very well for anal masturbation. Make sure you use LOTS of lube - you can't have too much with anal stuff. Before you start, lube your anus with your finger, and lube the object you will be inserting. Go slow and allow your anal muscles to relax and stretch. Its most comfortable to start with narrower objects, then gradually work your way up to progressively larger objects. If you do it that way, you won't get any pain. If you just go straight for the large object, say a cucumber, it will hurt for the first minute or so, then it will feel good. Hope this helps. Have fun!

In other words, make sure you can get all of it out, and it doesn't get stuck...

Yeah, definately, but food is often too soft or just not fit for doing it, I try and stay away from as much of food as possible because you never know what is on an unsterilized food product, better safe then sorry.

That's a good point Vivi, that I forgot to mention. Whatever you choose to put in your anus, wash it first with antibacterial soap, and rinse before using it. Then its safe.

Get an ultima electric tooth brush, the handle totally resmbles a vibrator.

Are you implying that someone actually shove that up their ass? That would be sick and bad because those tips can easily be pulled off and the spinning piece will tear up your insides (actual spining part, not brush). A electric toothbrush could be used much better to stimulate the head of the cock and underside and it doesn't have a chance to fall apart where the sun don't shine.

He said use the handle, not the brush itself.

oh lol, sorry misread.

Seriously, if I was a girl dentist that thing would be my best friend.http://www.internet-store-discount.com/electronics/P-0000000a0000436b30616b354b53565a/Ultrasonex_SB300U_Rechargeable_Toothbrush_with_3_Replacement_Brush_Heads/There ya go, $17.99 will get you clean teeth and orgasms for when ever you want.

I DONT GET IT, HOW CAN U MASTURBATE WIHT UR ASS???????????????????? DO U REALLY GET PLEASURE OUT OF IT?

Oh I see it now qwerty. Really looks better then the one I have, but I still won't do it, even though it doesn't look like it will fall apart like mine would.user666 it is fairly easy, and not to mention far more pleasurable when masterbating. It is because of the prostate and several other sensitive parts next to your penis, and they have actual things that they stick up your ass to make you instantly ejaculate (for sperm donors). The inside of the ass is espically sensitive and when just putting something in (like a finger) you can find out exactly how good it feels fairly easily. If you do go to try it use a bit of lube before you put even your finger in there otherwise it will hurt. Don't put anything larger then a half an inch inside of you and don't put anything in deep otherwise it will hurt, just explore yourself, it is far better doing it then it sounds.P.S. If you do it right there will be no brown on your finger or the object, if it is then that means you put it in too far. Otherwise just do #2 before you try it.

Best thing ever to use is the following. Get a pen or marker (depending how thick you want it) and wrap toiletpaper around it until it's as thick as you want it to be. Then wrap it in saranwrap and voila an Instant Dildo