i wanna jack off but i wanna like have somthing that feels like a pussy instead of using my hand instead i wanna use something that i can stick my penis in so it could feel good please help thanks i no this mite sound stupid but please help me
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How could i jackoff to something like a pussy
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The guys here seem to like a thingy called a fleshlight.
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I've never used a fleshlight and I really don't want to. You could use soap to lather up your hand really well in the shower and make your hand into the shape of a pussy.
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im young im no older than 16 so i have parents and i cant order like the felshlite with out my parentsseing so i need somting that feels real and i need somthing big cuz my cock is huge
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I had a friend who would cut a hole in a stuffed animal and have "sex" with it. He said it was soft and tight.
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Don't use soap to masturbate. It can cause some serious irritation.
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Oh, well that explains a lot...
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Try this: take a baby diaper, and pour a cup or two of very warm water in it. Then turn it inside out and sprinkle the plastic with baby powder. Then put it between your pillow and bed and start pumping. It's soft and supple, just like the real think.
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You can get a big piece of raw liver and make a suitably hugely sized hole in it. If I remember rightly, this was used in a French-Canadian film whose name escapes me, only the liver ended up being cooked and served for dinner uncleaned.
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Wow, masturbation and serving suggestions, you are full of surprises Ineligible
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amazed at the amount of thought that goes into these 'pussy substitutions' grin
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go to www.jackinworld.com, they've got some interesting suggestions for what you're looking for!
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They all sound very bizzare! Although I do have a friend that suggestes a large rubber glove filled with minced meat!Eeeech!
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Yeah the hand can get boring sometimes. Sure there is those sleeves you can use but thats not at all like real sex. Is there anything out there you can like really screw like it was a girl underneath you. I have seen those molds of porn stars pussies. But they are expensive.Not sure if its worth the 75 bucks or w/e they are. Its impossible to do that w/ a sleeve b/c u have to hold it there and very uncomfortable to do.
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i read somewhere that taking a bannana, then taking the edible part out and putting the peel in the microwave for a little while to warm it up. then slip it in. when you're done, don't drop the peel and slip on it
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Some people put way to much thought into masterbating. I saw the website, and goodness gracious someone needs to get laid big time.
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That's kind of a silly statement. Some folks don't wanna get laid. For whatever reason...religious, emotional, wanna wait, whatever. That's why we have masturbation! Maybe you're out gettin it every night, but some of these posters are young kids who shouldn't be out getting it every night. So why shouldn't they learn how to better enjoy themselves?
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I HAVE THE ANSWER eat a banana but be carful with the peal.....i think you can figure the rest out....
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Lol..that question made remember some shit I saw on watching a cam on yahoo. At 1st all you could see is ass thrusting back and forth but then dude adjusts view on cam and pulls back...thats when you see that he'd cut a slit into the side of his couch and was poundin the FUCK outta that shit. Was kinda weird but he REALLY seemed to be enjoying himself
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I used to date the earth-bound emboyment of satan (I've seen the devil and she is blond)When she didn't feel like doing her duties, her leather couch was always ready.I wonder if she still has that couch and if her husband sleeps on it... I guess he didn't realise he was getting 2 sloppy seconds for the price of one.