Why does it take males so much longer??

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Okay, this has been driving me crazy for quite some time now. I cannot figure out why it takes males so much longer to have a BM than females. I just don't get it! I go in the bathroom, I sit down, and I am done in something like a minute! It just comes out normally. I don't see what would take so long about it. It's not some huge process - I just go in and do my thing and leave. But pretty much every guy I know has to sit in there for something like 20 minutes, reading a magazine or whatnot.

*Scratches head* Gosh I just don't get what would take so long. Can someone please explain this to me?

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Yeah I'd like to know the same...women don't go in there with magazines and sit there forever.

I'm in and out quickly myself, but often if there's someone in another stall he'll still be there when I leave. I don't think all or even most males are slow, but I think some guys do like to make it into a bit of restful time out from the working day.

For men, a bowel movement is a great event. Think of a symphony. You work your butt off all morning, grab a quick lunch, then nature calls. Finally, a respite. If we could, we'd light candles and set up a video projector in the stall, but a magazine or newspaper is usually the only option.Now I'm usually most interested in the news section, but on the commode, the sports section is very agreeable. And once I get started, I can't leave until I read and think about all of the college basketball results, and figure out what chance Syracuse has in the NCAA tournament.But seriously (actually, I was perfectly serious), time on the loo is the only chance a lot of men have for "alone" time, other than during the stressful commute to/from work.

Yes alone time... When you don't have to listen to the wife, the kids whatever. Where you can read a magazine or paper without getting interrupted a hundred times. Alas, even the bathroom isn't sacred anymore. I get homework shoved under the door.."I don't understand the question".. the wife banging on the door, "Cut the crap"... sigh

lol. poor sdp. The homework under the door thing is funny when you stand back and look at it though.

It's not like a bowel movement is just one... thing.I'm one of those guys who take long in the bathroom, and it takes a while to get it... all out. I don't think of it as a great event.

I think it's mostly cuz, they're not only taking a dump, they're probably beating off!

That's one thing one can do with his "alone time". But sometimes just getting a couple of minutes to read the newspaper can be pretty satisfying.

Well, personally, I love the time on the toilet, lol!Why? 'cause it's one of the few moments in a men's life when he can do two things at once... EDIT: "Who in the hell beats off while they are taking a dump??? That's gross." It's that or in the shower, what do YOU preffer? xD

for me i go in and a few seconds im donei don't know why people would find it relaxing or something

You must live alone.