Okay so now that I'm working on un-phimosising myself... I've been trying to pee with my foreskin as retracted as possible (at my peak, before the horrible occurrence mentioned in my previous topic, I was able to retract it just shy of half way)... well... that did NOT work out well. AT ALL. It sprayed ALL over the place. I started laughing hysterically because I didn't even know how to pee right......How do you uhh... control the... stream?...My theory is that it's spraying ALL OVER THE FREAKING PLACE because the foreskin is pinching the head just a bit but that makes it harder for the urine to flow through that portion of the urethra and once goes past the pressure point it sprays outward.... simple physics! I guess. Anyway uh.... do you think that theory's right? If not, how the heck should I pee?
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Well... I don't know how to pee. (.....)
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IDK.. I retract and have clean stream. Your tightness might be the problem.
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Having in the past had, occasionally, a similar problem, I can sympathize. Until you can "stretch" that opening a bit, it might be wise to, umm, seat yourself down, rather than doing a stand-up act. Otherwise the "joke" might literally be on you. Korydon
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You might have to wait until it stretches the whole way, because its pulling on it in different spots at different times, it goes everywhere.Have fun
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lol that is funny