Im ugly and want to have sex/get laid with a girl

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If you're as grotesque as you say and you want to get laid so bad, I'm sorry, but you're best bet IS a hooker. You dont have to tell anyone that you paid for it. Youre 25 and it seems like youre already set in your ways and mindset. Why dont you try an online dating service? It cuts out the whole bar/club scene.

lol, you two must have a lot in common.

Well since the others seem to more or less agree with me, and the original poster thanked me for my help, I'll dissmiss your opinion of my helpfulness, or lack thereof.Dude get a hobby, or will you continue to follow me around the boards, and disagree with everything I say?

Scroll up, who mentioned whom first? Who stated the name calling? You have a lot of growing up to do. Its ironic how you talk about people who flood threads with bs, yet you are one of them. 7 of my 10 posts have been helping the original poster and 1 of your 5 have(the rest are telling me how useless I am) As far as I'm concerned you need not speak to me anymore......nuff said......

In reply to:Obviously the only reason he's your fiance is because you can't do any better. a round of applause for unforgetto and his totally predicatable comments people!!!!

lol, you started it

Why do you keep attempting to insult my intelligence, it only speaks of your own insecurities. I should go grow pubes and play with dolls, dude I'm probably older than you are, but whatever. I'm done talking to you

UNFORGETTO

1. yeah my face it like relli ugly, small eyes, big nose, fat bottom lip that sticks out when viewed from side. and no im not fat, overweight or anything. thats whats so bad about it - if it were a fat problem i can lose weight and change it, but my face i cannot

2. yea my job is ok no dont have a car...well i wear usual shirt/suit nothing special there

3. no i already said in my original post i dont want anu plastic surgery because it goes against my views and besides i cant afford it and dont want to do it

4. YUP. like i said bitches at secondary school, college and uni pointed that out for me.

no im normal, no stutters or weird movements or anything, in fact i generally act really smooth and cool. its natural and its me. besides i cant really act crazy or wild because i dont have the looks to get away with it.

any kind girls for sympathy sex? you can turn the lights off i swear i will go away after :frowning:

you want know how sad i am?Let's say everything you say is true, and you would be a good candidate for plastic surgery, and you saved up enough for it. I can understand your issue with prostitutes, but what is your issue with plastic surgery? If your looks are your only problem, and plastic surgery (on your face alone) could fix that, why wouldn't it be like having a broken leg set or a bad appendix taken out?

so you think its the only way i'll get any? fuck.im not interested in plastic surgery because they make a only a little differece especially when its the fact, it changes nothing major at all.

SteveA it is true buddy no-one would go on the internet and boast about how ugly they are

> so you think its the only way i'll get any? fuck.

I don't know if that's the case, but if it were, it would sure be a quick and easy solution, compared to a personality transplant. I still don't get why you're so against the idea of plastic surgery.

Have you had a professional opinion? You might be surprised. I don't know if everything you don't like can be changed, but it's worth looking into.

Your advice is plastic surgery?! And you complain about people giving out medical advice, Steve. Gimme a break.Anyway, to the poster...you don't need plastic surgery. Your big flaw is your personality. As the other people said, you need some self esteem. I'm willing to bet that when your with a girl, you put yourself down. Girls do this alot by saying "I'm fat. or I'm ugly" when someone pays them a compliment. HUGE turnoff! How old are you? I ask because you said you don't have a car. This could also be a turnoff to women. (not all women) It just comes across as a guy who is not financially stable and cannot 'take care of them'. Donald Trump does not have this problem. So, go get some confidence, get your ass out on the dance floor, grab a chick and "git ir' done".

In reply to:Your advice is plastic surgery?! And you complain about people giving out medical advice, Steve. Gimme a break.What's wrong with plastic surgery? It's widely accepted by the medical community pretty much everywhere. I didn't say it's the first thing to do, just that it shouldn't be discounted out of hand.I don't think the first thing you discuss when you meet a girl is you car. Probably not the second or third thing either.Before you do that, Minger, I'd recommend professional counseling. If there's a personality issue, it's not likely to be fixed by people here telling you to get a car and such. I understand that in the U.S., going to a pschologist is like going out to buy a loaf of bread, but it's still probably available where you are. It beats the hell out of going through life in a state of complete frustration.

Your such an asshole. You have a very good way of twisting peoples words, idiot. I NEVER told him to get a car. And I don't know how you get your dates to a movie, but I would think discussing whether or not a guy has a car is something discussed before the date EVER occurs. And I certainly never said if a guy doesn't have a car they have no chance of getting laid. I simply implied that a bad attitude, and no financial stability can be turnoffs for alot of women.I have no problems with plastic surgery if that's what a person wants to do. But the poster made it clear to me that it wasn't an option. So obviously I'm not going to give the advice of plastic surgery. (don't you feel stupid now) Nor do I feel that a person should surgically change thier face to have sex. It's not that difficult to get laid. He may want to look into therapy, nothing wrong with that.Perhaps you should see a psychatrist Steve to get over your 'know-it-all' ego. Which is also a turnoff to many women...I'm sure you notice that in your dating life.

I'm sure you notice that in your dating life.No, I haven't really noticed it. You want references? In reply to:How old are you? I ask because you said you don't have a car. This could also be a turnoff to women. (not all women) It just comes across as a guy who is not financially stable and cannot 'take care of them'. Donald Trump does not have this problem.No, I didn't imagine the car thing. If you had half a clue, you'd understand that I was telling the guy that he's not likely to get much constructive help here, and that professional counseling is an oprtion worth exploring.You're a heck of a communicator. I've been promoted from "shitty asshole" to just plain "asshole". Thank you. But we're trashing up this thread, so let's not.

In reply to:If you had half a clue wow steve your beginning to sound like the other idiots on here these days, and i thought there might be hope for you LOL

Get plastic surgery...that's constructive help?? And if he's not likely to get any help from us then why do you bother to post, read this, or even come to this forum? Your advice was definately not constructive help.

Heh arguing...but what does that matter you've had a woman...the only loser is me.

for gods sake stop feeling sorry for yourself, that attitude is going to put women off far more than your looks. Listen to the women on here, or listen to the guys, or listen to people like unforgetto who think they are god, but we all did kinda say the same things.

*** thread trashing warning ***You read the post that was in answer to? And you have no issue with it? Are you serious?