Where's Steve??

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Steve, did you get up and fix yourself a meal for the first time in last month? This is the first time I've come home and not seen the board lit up with all your posts

He's gonna come back with a link to some journal article that says its good to only eat once a month

so he's the bloody person I need to have words with for all the posts I'm having to read :angry:

  looks like he crashed his system 

If that was the case I'm sure he has at least 10 backups

You are still angry.I am at the corner of NE 99th St. and 2nd Ave. in North Miami. It may appear that I never leave my house, but my promiscuous laptop has associated with every WiFi access point between south Miami Beach and North Miami. But I'm using protection (Norton Internet Security).I have verified the theory that poorer neigborhoods are less well-connected to the Internet. I'll have to find a journal reference.I miss you guys too, but sometimes my laptop and I aren't near an access point.

here are the directions from mwhere you are to my house... Please don't post your house directions on the Internet

Indeed... someone could hire a hitman or something... picks up phone

Wow he actually put directions to his house here?

Sorry dolfan0516, I only like to go places that are WiFi'd. I wonder if the Dolphins will win more than two games this season. They've come a long way from their perfect season in '73. But it's good that the Heat locked in the top spot in the playoffs before they fell apart. I wonder if Shaq has a wireless router at his Star Island home...

Hardly anyone knows how to set up their routers. The all have SSIDs of "linsys" and are set to channel 6.

Now I'm on 17th St., just off Ocean Drive, next to the Royal Palm and Loew's hotels, where such famous but shallow personalities as Britney Spears like to stay (when she's not in her Destin condo). I'm around the corner from Jerry's Famous Deli. (Note to AverageJoe: there's one in your town as well.)

There will still be lots of people around even at 4 AM. Wednesday is a marginal club night, but there are still lots of cars and people. A very attractive black woman in a white dress just passsed by. I looked at her. She looked at me. She kept walking. (Note to Mr. Minger: everyone around here looks like a model or athlete. Many are.)

This place never never never sleeps.

How about getting your own internet connection?

Well you're not much of a communist. I had an open router when I was in Boston. My landlord, who I was sharing it with, still has it open, I'm sure. Now I'm living off accumulated karma.

In reply to: He's gonna come back with a link to some journal article that says its good to only eat once a month[...]In today's news:In reply to:Adolescent girls who are depressed or try radical dieting like vomiting are more likely to become obese than those who eat high-fat foods or sometimes gorge themselves, a four-year study suggests.Researchers said harsh weight-control methods -- including skipping meals and using laxatives -- can promote weight gain more than weight loss.[...]So that says no.In reply to:Packing on the pounds is not nearly as deadly as the government thought, according to a new calculation from the CDC that found people who are modestly overweight actually have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight.[...]The new analysis found that obesity -- being extremely overweight -- is indisputably lethal. But like several recent smaller studies, it found that people who are modestly overweight have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight.[...]So that also says no.But wait a minute:In reply to:Dr. JoAnn Manson, chief of preventive medicine at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston, said she is not convinced the new estimate is right.''I think it's likely there has been a weakening of the mortality effect due to improved treatments for obesity,'' she said. ''But I think this magnitude is surprising and requires corroboration.''Maybe I do eat too much.In reply to:Obesity Creates Need for Oversized Caskets[...]That's it. I'm done for the month, grizzly bear-style.________________________________is91489 said:In reply to:Quote feature, please use it, especially when you are trying to make wise comebacks. Not using it makes you look like a dope who doesn't put time into their posts.The problem is that the quote feature really screws up the formatting of the text. But I want to make you happy, is91489. That's all I want to do.

Oh my Steve! Did you consume too much caffeine today or something? Nighty night all!

Do you work Steve?

No, work is for the weak. Or the ambitious. There's no point in living in South Beach and working. I might as well be in slushy Boston if I'm going to do that.By the way, a prostitute just propostioned me. I'm not making this up. I waved here off.

You live in South Beach, but you are mouching an internet connetion? Which beach?

In reply to:Did you consume too much caffeine today or something?Funny you mentioned that. This morning my postings were done at the Taste Bakery Cafe (on Alton Road), the most totally awsome cafe and healthy food place around here. Two cups of joe and a big yuppie salad.I was talking to one of the partners about wireless routers and the restaurant business. These guys have the restaurant business nailed...everything they touch turns to gold.

Not sure what you mean by "which beach." The condo is on Biscayne Bay, opposite downtown Miami. It's one of the buildings with a boat dock. If you go 3/4 mile due east, you'll be at The Tides Hotel.The WiFi signals are crashing into each other...too many routers around here.By the way, the ceiling was painted today. I'm getting 420'd on the paint fumes.

That's for sure. I'd fire me.

Most states are right-to-work states, which mean you can get fired for any reason or no reason (as long as anti-discrimination laws are not violated). I suppose I could get a job in France...