Addicted to bums

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Hello. Is anyone else addicted to bums? I find myself walking across the road then an image of a bum flashes in my mind and I become paralysed with fear. I believe this has links to my not accepting the word of my inner bum. Sometimes I'll be walking along and I'll see someones bum and be like "ZOMG A BUM!!!1". It's ruining my life. Help me!!11 I'm crying as I write this letter. If this was a letter there'd be dried teardrops on the page. But its not, so let's just imagine there are > < - there's one there. OHNOES TEH BUMS, I SEE THE BUMI CAN STHE BUMS!1 THE BUMS.DF SND

Why are you attracted to jobless blokes?

LOL... It took me a while to figure out it was "that" kind of bum.

I recommend Andy Griffith's book "The Day My Bum Went Psycho" (US readers read "butt" for "bum" throughout). Also his sequel "Zombie Bums from Uranus".

I wonder if the people on Uranus have meta-hemorrhoids.

How can you mock something so grim

You appear to be asking that of yourself. What's your answer?

OK. I'm confused.. Are you talking about bum as in "ass" or a homeless person?

He's talking about the subject of Tom Green's "The Bum Bum Song".

ZOMG Stop with this slander, the tears stream down my cheeks unhindered. Your dirty words cut like a knife.

Have you asked your doctor about starting you on Thorazine?

What planet are you from?

can someone please tell me what zomg means? im so lost here

"Zeus, oh mighty god!" is my guess.

thanx steve, and thanx telecaster for making me stupider

That would be "more stupid", not "stupider". But then again, I guess this post made you "more stupid". j/k

Woe is me. None of you understand my struggle. My infernal lot in life.

I still stand by my stupider comment lol

Wikipedia says:In reply to:ZOMG is a bastardization of the Internet shorthand term 'OMG', which stands for Oh My God. It is also often capitalized zOMG. It was invented in early 2003 and was originally used as a cynical response to 'leet speak' in the Raspberry Heaven IRC and DC channels. An alternate theory is that it was the result of a finger hitting both the Shift key and the adjacent Z key while attempting to type "OMG", hence the lower case 'z' in front. Usage quickly spread to a much wider audience, and eventually has come into wide use as less cynical or sarcastic exclamation phrase/word. People can find it on various websites and message boards, often associated with a 'witty' remark or trolling. It is most commonly used in the anime and gaming communities, and on the Something Awful Forums.Because it is a form of written slang and therefore is not commonly used in oral conversation, there is no standard pronunciation. Attempts to pronounce it include Zahm-Guh, Zed-Oh-Em-Gee, Zee-Oh-Em-Gee, Zoh-Em-Gee, Zom-Gaa, ZOM-G! or Zoh My God.Here's the Raspberry Heaven authoritative explanation.

Steve sometimes you scare me