Hello. Is anyone else addicted to bums? I find myself walking across the road then an image of a bum flashes in my mind and I become paralysed with fear. I believe this has links to my not accepting the word of my inner bum. Sometimes I'll be walking along and I'll see someones bum and be like "ZOMG A BUM!!!1". It's ruining my life. Help me!!11 I'm crying as I write this letter. If this was a letter there'd be dried teardrops on the page. But its not, so let's just imagine there are > < - there's one there. OHNOES TEH BUMS, I SEE THE BUMI CAN STHE BUMS!1 THE BUMS.DF SND
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Addicted to bums
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Why are you attracted to jobless blokes?
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LOL... It took me a while to figure out it was "that" kind of bum.
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I recommend Andy Griffith's book "The Day My Bum Went Psycho" (US readers read "butt" for "bum" throughout). Also his sequel "Zombie Bums from Uranus".
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I wonder if the people on Uranus have meta-hemorrhoids.
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How can you mock something so grim
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You appear to be asking that of yourself. What's your answer?
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OK. I'm confused.. Are you talking about bum as in "ass" or a homeless person?
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He's talking about the subject of Tom Green's "The Bum Bum Song".
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ZOMG Stop with this slander, the tears stream down my cheeks unhindered. Your dirty words cut like a knife.
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Have you asked your doctor about starting you on Thorazine?
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What planet are you from?
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can someone please tell me what zomg means? im so lost here
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"Zeus, oh mighty god!" is my guess.
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thanx steve, and thanx telecaster for making me stupider
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That would be "more stupid", not "stupider". But then again, I guess this post made you "more stupid". j/k
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Woe is me. None of you understand my struggle. My infernal lot in life.
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I still stand by my stupider comment lol
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Wikipedia says:In reply to:ZOMG is a bastardization of the Internet shorthand term 'OMG', which stands for Oh My God. It is also often capitalized zOMG. It was invented in early 2003 and was originally used as a cynical response to 'leet speak' in the Raspberry Heaven IRC and DC channels. An alternate theory is that it was the result of a finger hitting both the Shift key and the adjacent Z key while attempting to type "OMG", hence the lower case 'z' in front. Usage quickly spread to a much wider audience, and eventually has come into wide use as less cynical or sarcastic exclamation phrase/word. People can find it on various websites and message boards, often associated with a 'witty' remark or trolling. It is most commonly used in the anime and gaming communities, and on the Something Awful Forums.Because it is a form of written slang and therefore is not commonly used in oral conversation, there is no standard pronunciation. Attempts to pronounce it include Zahm-Guh, Zed-Oh-Em-Gee, Zee-Oh-Em-Gee, Zoh-Em-Gee, Zom-Gaa, ZOM-G! or Zoh My God.Here's the Raspberry Heaven authoritative explanation.
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Steve sometimes you scare me