Escorts

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Considering buying one, just to lose my virginity. Can anyone tell me more about these services? How are they legal? If I pay $500 for this shit am I actually going to get laid?

Buy one today and get an STD free . 2$ + shipping

That's a horrible and degrading way to loose your virginity.

I hate to say this...but This has got to be the most pathetic thread I've seen thus far on these boards. Worse then Ugly Minger's. Trying to purchase an STD just so you can lose your virginity? WTF man? That's rediculous. You're looking for an easy way out. Instead of doing what every other man has had to do and work for it. Love, relationships, perhaps marriage, even. All are not easy tasks...but we do it anyways. Stop being a bum and get your ass out there and try to meet a girl, develope feelings for her, have her do the same, if possible. And take things step by step man. Fucking prostitutes...

I don't think you get STDs from them, if I got a hooker in a dark alley and fucked her in a motel room, yeah I'd get crabs, gohnerhea, herpes, or all three but I'm talking about the escorts in phone books. And don't judge me, I cannot get laid any other way. No girl would ever want me for free.

they have std's too.... dont forget AIDs you morron,

In reply to: No girl would ever want me for free. And why not?

Shh be carefull we might get another ugly minger

Well they make fucking rubbers for a reason. And I'm glad the world treats all of you so well. I just don't want to die a virgin.

Do you really care so little of yourself to not get an actually partner? oh way, no that would take so much effort as to just dial a number.

Believe me, Ive tried about 3 personal services. alli get are some canned fake replies such as "sorry but ive given up dating for now" or "ive already found someone else". Actually i am close to the end, everything is wrong in my life and i just would feel stupid killing myself without at least getting laid. i dont need any bullshit judgemental responses, can anyone just answer my orginal fucking questionsisnt this a help forumchrist

yes but thats not the issue, just please can someone answer my original questions. you dont know me so dont tell me whether i should live or die.

Well, then it depends on the call girl agency. some are legal others arent. some will get you laid others wont. i hope you have fun wasting your money and getting a false satisfaction.

thanksi willnow was that so difficult

As far as I know, sex for money is illegal everywhere in the U.S. except for parts of Nevada. If you fly to Amsterdam, you can choose a prostitute from the many who pose in windows in the red light district. In any case, $500 sounds like a lot of money.If you must do this kind of thing, why don't you start with a nudie bar before thinking about actually having sex? I'm assuming you're of legal age.Why is the legality of prostitution an issue when the legality of the drugs you take is not?This place is teeming with the self-righteous and the judgemental. I'm not trying to encourage you, but what you do is your own business (if you're an adult).

I meant legal as in they wont screw him, unless he goes to the chicken ranch

been to the strip clubs, theyre just a fuckin tease. i dont need to give some single mom a one dollar bill to put her shrivvled titties in my face and pay $5 for a shitty pack of camels. at least i can get a single non-alcoholic beer included there.Im worried about the legality because i watch COPS and see all those reverse sting prositution arrests. Drugs i get from people i trust and i dont give a fuck about the law. Im asking about the legality because prositution is illegal but what loophole do escorts use?

He's obviously not looking for a dinner companion.Prostitution is legal in some parts of Nevada, whether it's in a cat house or with an escort, or any other sex-for-money arrangement. In other places escorts use the ploy that they're being paid for companionship, but the sex is free. I'm not sure that that would impress a judge.Perhaps he should look for a "sex therapist".

thearpist in general would help

Shit, googled escorts in my area and for the ones tat arent ugly or fat theyre over $600 for a single hour. i just want to be sure sex is included because i would never pay that much for a sex-free date