Kicked down there

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A few days ago, my cousin ran into some little kid who thought it would be funny if she kicked him in the balls. Well, she did, and he had to go to the hospital to get a testicle massaged out of his upper abnomen. He's okay now, but he said the therapy was pretty painful. So please, parents, tell your little children that it isn't funny to kick someone in the balls.

ouch...thats gotta smart...

should'a smacked the shit outta the person who did it.

yea...if it was me i would have done just that after i was done crying..

should'a smacked the shit outta the person who did it. Shoulda' smacked the shit out of a little kid? It figures you'd say that.ALotOfQuestions, your cousin (or his parents) ought to have a talk with the kids parents. That was a pretty serious assault your cousin sustained. They should at least be on the hook to pay for his medical care.

i remember when i was about 7 years old, i was at sears and i couldn't find my dad and i was surrounded by alot of "strangers". This person came up from behind and tapped me on the shoulder and i punched him in the balls (considering i was the right height) only to find it was my dad. I apologized 1,000 times and with watery eyes he just said it's ok, it's good to protect yourself. lol

that sounds EXACTLY like me. I got lost in a Sears once around that age, i dont recall hitting anybody in the balls. But it was still scary getting lost in a big store like that...

I once got lost in Holland, but I didn't kick anybody in the balls either. There are a couple of other situations I can think of where I didn't kick anyone in the balls.

i think that girls think they have it equal cuz their boobs are "soooo" sensitive but they dont know how much it hurts and how you get sick from it... this makes me kinda mad

lol I concur...

After reading that, I believe my legs will never open again.

I have always treated it as a very serious attack, so I never really employ it. Normally, all I have to do is ask to them to remove themselves and if they don't comply, I stomp on their toes. A surprisingly easy way of dispatching most people (the ones that keep clinging on learn that I have a few more tricks up my sleeves, heh heh).

Well you should tell your cousen to take a fork and stab her in the boob with it like 5 times. If she has not boobs may I recomend the eye?

Bahaha! Good suggestion!
Anyway, some of the guys in my class are annoying the hell outta me. All they seem to do is try and kick me in the balls.
I try to tell them how gay that is, whating to touch another guys balls, but it only stops them for a few hours. One time one of these guiys punched me and I had a bruise as big as his fist on my arm. It didn't stop him though when I went to SMT (Student Management Team.)
What should I do?

Well I find when people wont leave me alone and keep beating on me extreme violence helps. like one kid tried to tackle me and i got him in a headlock and smahed him head on a wall lots. Or when i punched this one guy in the back of the head. If they think you wont stand for it they wont do it. If they think youre a pushover they will.

No, only in life-threatening situations could extreme violence ever help. You should NEVER carry out attacks on people's heads- this can lead to many serious problems. In reply to: like one kid tried to tackle me and i got him in a headlock and smahed him head on a wall lots. You exert too much energy; that's partly why extreme violence is bad. It usually means having to do a great deal of work that you can probably only keep up for 15 minutes, whereas minor violence is almost no effort at all, and you can do it for quite some time if needed. In reply to: If they think you wont stand for it they wont do it. If they think youre a pushover they will. True, but there is a point where not standing for anything leads to horrible teasing- people who won't stand for anything generally give out spectacular reactions.

Fine I rephrase, extreme vilonce would be beating thier face to a pulp and then stabbing them. I just mean if ppl are like hitting you in the nads then hit them back only twice as hard. they will get the point. If you dont do anything back at all they will do it again because thats just how human nature is.

Oh this topic is funny. My older brother and I fight all the time. I mean physical fight whether we're joing or not. And I remember one time he punched me in the boobs and it hurt so badly so he was about to say sorry. But before he could even get out the words I kicked him in the balls. I didn't know guys were so sensitive down there. You guys should have told me before I commited suicide haha. For the next few minutes he was on the floor cursing me out, rolling around, and gripping them like there was no tomorrow. Afterwards, he eventually charged at me and made me pay.

Ouch I wouldnt kick him in the balls unless you dont wanna have neices and nephews. It can cause some pretty bad damage, I'm not sure if it can kill you or not too? Im sure somone like SteveA has the answer to that one lol hes like the fountain of all knowlage on this site. Blows magic whistle to summon SteveA Also him punching you in the boob could increase the chance of breast cancer if done alot I think.

It hurts to get kicked in the nuts.In reply to:Also him punching you in the boob could increase the chance of breast cancer if done alot I think. Old wive's tale -- false.