Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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I masturbated in a hot tub at a hotel, n my back yard, n my pool while my friends were holding their breath and i nuted n the pool and they kept getting the water in their mouths

I guess last week i was parked infront of my friends house waiting for htem to get home. They live next to a church and i always park in teh parking lot. Well i got board and started to jerk off. Once i remembered i was at a church tho i couldn't finish lol.

In the changing rooms of a C&A clothing store.

haha at work, bad idea

My friend's attic.

in one of those tool sheds on display at Home Depot... I couldn't help myself. In order to finish though, I had to go to the Home Depot bathroom, I was afraid of getting caught.

I'd have to say driving through the gate to get on base. (yesterday) Avoiding the MP's seeing me was erotic.

In reply to:in one of those tool sheds on display at Home Depot... I couldn't help myself. In order to finish though, I had to go to the Home Depot bathroom, I was afraid of getting caught. Damn that is brave man lol. Ive masterbated at:Friends houseLast year at highschool before my graduation ( Hey a going a way gift!)Girls bathroom in highschool ( Was doing janitor work for cash in 11 grade, my job everynight was too sweep all the classrom floors at night and the bathroom. The first night I went in the bathroom I had the horny wave hit and me and I couldnt help it. Stole a stall and let it rip. If the Lead janitor were to time me for sweeping each bathroom, that first girlbathroom would of had the longest time )

I did it in the computer lab at school, with some one sitting by me too; when I nutted I said I "sneezed on my hand."I got a handjob on a busI whacked off in my friend's little brothers house when I was sleeping over seeing as how there is a computer in that room.While at another friend's house his sister (1-2 years younger than me) made sit on top of her and whack off and cum on her boobs and in her mouth, we wre drunk.In the car.In my neighbor's panty drawer.On this one chick's clarinet mouth peice and reed, when she played it the day after she was like "My mouth piece tastes weird today and so does my reed... Try it!" I was like alright and pretended to.

Wow, qwerty!

Yep, I try and leave my mark everywhere I go!

pretty much everywhere i visit in everyday life that i can get away with anyway. i dont even think of it as something to register. a couple of doozies do stick out though...in a single bed, next to one of my cousins and without getting her to wake up (yes a she, and no damn incestous remarks please, there was literally nowhere left in the room to sleep that wasnt taken up by a sleeping body and i wasnt thinking about her anyway, ach, why am i explaining myself to you lot...)whilst waiting for a big mac (more than a few times doing this actually, i get bored in queues far too easily)whilst on a rollercoaster

on a rollercoaster! Bet it got all over the place; in everyones mouths.

i wasnt meaning my cock hanging out of my trousers in any of these places. you get arrested for taht shit. i choose my trousers for 2 qualities. they fit me, and that they have very large pockets grins

and besides, mastrubation doesnt mean ejaculation. it just means stroking yourself, not necessarily stroking off.

Yea that right, but i love 2 go into the bath rooms of department stores, and one time i jacked off at a urinal n a air port while a boy bout my age was on my left side ans this tall guy on my otherside and i hid nothing

I personally think that people who masturbate at public urinals, public areas, in classrooms, buses, etc... and who like to leave their "mark" on walls and crap like that are a bunch of deviants and perverts in the making. They should be taken out and publicly flogged with a big stick.

I agree, sdp!Guys, make sure you always leave it cleaner than you found it.

Does this mean no more peeing by sonar in the bathroom when i get up in the middle of the night? :grin:

exaaaaaaaactly