Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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What spoilsports! I suspect sdp just wants a public flogging for his bondage and discipline fetish.

In reply to: and besides, mastrubation doesnt mean ejaculation. it just means stroking yourself, not necessarily stroking off. like the younger days....playing with it. lol

no wonder guys bathroom stink but at least their not making kids watch

Hey lil man you made it to veteran status! Congrats, I just noticed that! That stink is also about guys with "bad aim" and such! LOL and YUK

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huh :confused:
YUK????? :confused:

YUK....Yuck, like nasty!

ok, i'm blond.... makes sence now

ME WAS IN A SCHOOL BATHROOM I WAS REALY HORNY

yeah u think theyl like kick you off for having a picture like that

Well back on topic, no matter how much i don't approve of that picture...

In the backseat of a car with my rents driving

no where totally stange.school toilet once.cause i was is the sick clinic alone and i lay there rubbing myself for 2 hours in the bed.not proper though.anyway,when i got up i counldnt walk.yes people.i had balls bluer than the atlantic ocean.so somehow i got to the toilet,felt like i had bowling balls hanging from my scotum.it was a qucik yet highly effective job!!i felt better after afterwards.

I jacked off in the back of a school bus (going home) to some girls who were in the front. By the way, no one was in the back (lol).

By the way, has anyone noticed that everything qwerty says is probably a lie? Jacking off 150 times a day, getting friend's sister to get hit with come, panty drawers, clarinet reed.... come on dude, I hate liars.

Happy Birthday for yesterday, Zach.I think you should be cautious about accusing others of lying. The world is full of unusual and remarkable feats. Jacking off 150 times a day is certainly not in the ordinary run of experience, but neither is publishing a few works on thermodynamics before your 15th birthday.

so, you've read my work.

Hey man it's true, band is a LONELY class sometimes. I am good with younger girls because I know how they work, plus my looks are a good help. I used to break into houses in middle school so I am a pro at finding hid-a-key's. And as for the 150, it is true and I have talked to people who have gotten 200+ 24 hours is a long time to do something 150 times especially when you are a horny 12-13 year old.

If you would like me to email them, please inform me, or if you would like a lecture right now, I can do it. Feel free to ask.

The zeroth law pertains to 3 systems that are all in thermo-qquilibrium to eachother. Please, being 15 does not limit my intellectual capacity towards infantile things such as thermodynamics. I must say though, that you monitor these forums well, and am glad you told me off for accusing mr. qwerty of his supposed fabrication. And I'm also sorry if I offended you.

And the Third Law is not universally true.

I've PM'd you. Thanks, and no offence whatsoever.

Ah, you know your stuff! Yes, the Uncertainty Principle is a dreadful thing - without it, things would be a lot less chaotic so to speak :smile: