Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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I know I said something earlier about masturbating near a panty drawer is a lie, but come to think of it, I did it too, this spring break. I was in New York City, Manhatten staying with my cousin who are jewish (the mother is converted, so the kids [abrother my age and a siter who is a Senior in High School don't look jewish) (btw, I'm catholic). When we arrived, they told us that they (the mother, father and sister) had to leave for Montreal to go see a college that the sister was accepted into. Now, I know this might sound kind of disgusting to some of you, but I've always thought the sister was hot, and now when I saw her again for the first time in two years, she looked amazing (she's my 3rd cousin). When they were gone and my mom and the brother were out for a walk in central park, I went into the sister's bedroom. I opened her panties drawer and found a bunch of thongs and I masturbated to them. I came like 8 times (8 seperate times) on them a rubbed my cock all over where her pussy would be. I put them back in the panty drawer, and hoped she put them on with a little piece of me when she got back.

Whatever Fancy, I know what I read.In reply to:Next we did that with my little 11 year old brother. Yep he came in front of my whole family.

"When you assume you make an ass out of u and me"

sheesh ok, i should have been clearer, i apologize. should have wrote...uhh i dont feel like looking at the original post so i just rewrite:Let me call my guy ummm...Dustin... There were two couches. One couch, which i will call couch 1 was occupied by my parents. The second couch, couch 2, was occupied by me and Dustin.We were all watching a movie.I masturbated Dustin on couch two. His lower body was covered up with a blanket so no one saw me masturbate him.Next time I masturbated Dustin, my brother became another occupant of couch one. So in conclusion, I masturbated dustin in the presence of my parents and my brother. They did not know that I was masturbating dustin.ohhh update, i masturbated dustin in a movie theater. he came twice. His parents were in the row behind us and did not notice that I was masturbating Dustin.No one in the theater knew that i was masturbating dustin.

I'm glad you cleared all of that up so folks won't be confused. And I'd say give Dustin a "high 5" for me...he's got great control of himself if you can do that to him in front of all of these people and them never know it! It would be obvious to all that I was having some fun! LOL

not that some of us needed it cleared up mind you. we all arent as sick minded as sdp grins just kidding, i can see where you lot are all coming from, but i read it first off as she did it IN FRONT of her whole family, not to her whole family

You know what, as a moderator I need to watch my words so I'll leave it at that. :smirk:

shit hahahaha.doesnt "dustin" get a lil red in the face just beofre he cums?
yeah he must be really good to be in heaven and still look like nothing is brewing.

in the back of my dad's bus while he was driving: all the wayhe owned a bus when he worked somewheremy backyard: all the wayat my computer: all the waymy school bathroom: just rubbingmy dad's room and justed cummed when he came in (he just turned around and had a chat with me when i was finnished

at work, sitting on the toilet seat w/ my legs apart, in the bathtub using the faucet and water nooze, on the floor, on a exercise mat (when i'm supposed to be exercising) LOL, on the bed, in a chair w/ my legs propped on the table, in a car (both front seat and back), standing up.

Your brother?! What the......that's just wrong. I'm strongly against incest.... shudders

lol shy, go back, reread the WHOLE thread and then reply again.

i masturbated at my friends house, covered up and pretending to sleep.. but on her couch with no one around... it was tough tho cuz her dog kept scaring me!

And at a park too, dustin and i sat under a tree and i masturbated him there. hehe our two friends walked by and didn't even notice me and uustin.

OH. Misunderstanding...sorry. When these threads get too long, I tend to just skim through them.

i've masturbated in a mall bathroom and in a public library bathroom

i havent masturbated in a weird place yet but this nerd in my school jerks off all the time on the bus out in the open pretty much. sick

I the weirdest place i've ever masturbated was either ouside in some woods behind my house, or in a changing room at the mall.

I've recently jerked off in a cinema theatre. The film i was watching was so boring and i was geting horny so i whipped it out and started jerking away. I'd say there was about 25-30 in the place at the time but i didn't get noticed. The seat was comfortable which helped a lot.Jekil.

you are a brave man Jekil lol