That reminds me of Bobalicious' PPP, or Penis Picture Problem.
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Is it legal?
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It asn't a penis, it was a sideways exclamation mark!
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Sorry, I meant Bobalicious' Penis Picture Punctuation.
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listed as Probably Pending
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So, that means It was legal when I did it in canada, and it looks like I should move to south carolina.
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Why is the legality of your far-fetched story such a big deal? Were you planning to turn yourself it if it turned out it was illegal?
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I wouldnt turn my self in but I would feel guilty until I was old enough for it to be legal. I think youre just a jealous jerk. :angry:
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You'd feel guilty if you knew it was illegal (in some locale), but you wouldn't feel guilty if it was legal? So the book of statutes is your moral compass?Dude, that's ridiculous.
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I meant Id probably try to forget about it when its legal.
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lol,u think stevea wants to make up stories like u but cant and now is jealous ?
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[Umm umm umm ... squeezing my brain ... uh uh uh]
It was a foggy day. There was a chill in the air, but no dame on my arm, as there had been so many times before. And suddenly, the most beautiful thing I ever saw came along, gave me the eye, and said, "Dude, you're sporting quite a package there." And then we started grinding each other, right there in the airport terminal. Some flight attendants saw us and wanted to jump in. So we got into the pool...
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The difference between my experiance and your story is that your story is fictional, just like your manhood.
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oooo diss
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but the difference between stevea and you is that he is respected and u are just a sad guy who has to lie about his age, and err, make up a lot of stories?, sorry. but they seem quite unbelievable.
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Believe!!! :open_mouth:
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Ill just dump both...
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SteveA's story wasn't fictional hun I remember that day well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It happened on a layover at Gatwick airport...yeah, that's the ticket. It's cool that they put a swimming pool in the airport.
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Is that what they call it now??A layover!! As for the swimming pool it's common place in airports in England. Just thank god we were delayed so we could use the luggage conveyor belt as well!!
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It was a dark and stormy night. I was sitting in the cafe, having a cup of joe. The dame behind the counter looked like she'd been around but never been anywhere. I thought I could tell her a story or two to cheer her up but thought better of it. All she needed from me, and all I could really offer, was a good tip.I realised there's this guy next to me, typing madly on an old lap-top. He looks like the kind of guy that would spend hours anywhere with free wi-fi. Before I could look away, he began to comment on everything I did and said. When I politely made mention of news or life, he quickly "googled" the topic and began to expound.At this point, I realised there was only one way to shut him up... you can imagine the rest