Hi, im a newbie and i want to do oral with my cousin but i dont know how to get her to. I see her almost every day and somtimes were the only ones in the house. She sits on my lap alot too. Im not going to ask if this is wrong or anything, because i browse these forums alot and i know what the awnser will be. any advice?
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Cousin (yes, another one)
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Considering that this kind of thing has been asked and answered, asked and answered, what new thing do you think will be posted? You'll just get the same old, same old answers.
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ook sorry i just read the rules now, ill bring it up in another topic
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why dont you just ask her? you probably know your cousin better than any of us because you see her almost everyday.
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naw, i want to be sure that she wants to
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Then learn to read minds.
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In reply to: naw, i want to be sure that she wants to So you ask one of us?
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yea thats exactly the point I'm trying to make. This guy comes in and asks us for advice on his cousin who we never seen before and he sees everyday. Does anyone else see something wrong with this?
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since you are coming to us strangers for advice would you take this advice then? Drug your cousin and rape the shit out of her. Then piss on her and tell her you love her. Its the best thing to do if you want her to love you.
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actually, your cousin comes accross with a couple of drinks and a compliment.... as far as I know
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Odd that only a few hundred years ago marrying ones cousin wasn't seen as such an affront to civilized society.
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still today, most countries arent bothered by cousin marriages and stuff. America is the only western country and probably the only country in the world that has laws agaist it. Funny thing is the laws against cousin marriages werent suppose to prevent deformed children or anything of that nature. Laws against cousin marriages were made in the USA to slowdown the surge of immigrants coming into the US because there were people marrying their cousins just to help them get in. That was like 50 years ago or something. If you look at those scientific journals for genetics they say the risk for deformed children is not significant enough for anyone to worry about having messed up kids. There is only like a 2-3% chance of risk (if there hasnt been a history of genetic diseases within the family in the past). Basically 1% increase over any normal couple or the same risk as any woman over 40 having children. People who smoke, drink, or do drugs have much high risks (15%+) of birth defects. Same goes for teen mothers.
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Aren't you glad you live in the moral gong-show that the us has become? I guess it all works out since america was founded by a healthy mix of prudes, rebel, and profiteers.
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That was pretty funny.
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Hehehe...I love America. I've met some of the best people in the world there. Mind you, I've also met more weirdos there than anywhere else in the world :wink:
