You read a broadsheet, which is, as the word implies, for the ladies. You read the Guardian, which is liberal, which is another word for homosexual. Since you are straight, you must be metrosexual. Do you wear fine silk shirts, ascots, and tight trousers?But seriously, it seems that gay men have an above average affinity for the arts, though I can't prove it. The fiction versus non-fictions thing still strikes me as odd.
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K whats with this
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My g-strings are mostly silk (I have a mink one and a furry, tiger-print one) but they're the only silk items I own. I have no idea what an 'ascot' is but if you think a 5'7", blond haired, blue-eyed, 6-packed stripper will look good in an ascot, I might consider getting one.Tight trousers are essential once or twice a month, for a few hours at a time, when I'm working the club floor between my sets. I'm not massively well-hung despite all my other attributes so I have to wear tight trousers with no underwear in order to maximise my assets.
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Every proper dandy should be familiar with the ascot. An ascot is the "hybrid of a tie and a scarf" that the BareButt-looking character on Scooby Doo wears, as well as members of various 60's British rock group.Here's how to tie a ascot.
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Ah, in the UK we call them cravats. That's what Fred wears in Scooby-Doo and yeah, if I did have to pick a cartoon character who resembled me, it would probably be Fred...although I've got far more muscles A few months ago I did actually wear a cravat on stage when I travelled up to London (as part of a team) to do a private show for some rich American blokes. There were 5 of us and we did a sort of 'The Chippendales meet Burlington Bertie' routine for them so we all started off wearing full grey morning suits complete with toppers and cravats.Each of us walked away with more than £2000 for about 90 minutes work so we were understandably pleased